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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So who's porking who then Frogface? WE NEED TO KNOW THIS IS IN CAPITALS RIGHT.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
bit mean to talk to him about sex
when you know he's recently dumped and his cock doesn't work any more.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Why is it not working? Didn' t you suggest Viagra for your first magicla night together?

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
don't ask me, ask him
oi frog. why isn't your cock working?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Dunno, I think my 'meme' is that the SSRI pills i don't take anymore make your knob fall off or suttin'
*shrugs*
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
you started it
you should know why your own cock doesn't work and is as floppy as reg's contact lenses ffs, man.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Oh well in that case, it's because of the anti depressants I take loads of because I got dumped and I cry all the time.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)
that doesn't sound like much fun
go out and find some BETTER flange, flangehound
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Nah, they're all 'orrible cunts

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)
then you're doomed to a lifetime of jamming your 5 and a quarter floppy into the wrong hard drive!

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Ah that's fine. I'm fed up with women anyway.
They 'delicate' wash your 'hand wash only' jumpers and stuff, and think it's acceptable. I can't be doing with it.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
WASH YOUR OWN FUCKING JUMPERS IN THE TOILET THEN!

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Why in the toilet? Yourn weird.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)
To get the shit off the chest, probably.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
why in folkestone?
YOURN WEIRD.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
It's where I live? Yeah? Like your half flat in Barnet or summink.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
i do not live with rory

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Of course not, that's just where you spend a few nights a week innit.
There, or where he is 'normally' living in Islington at the moment.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
shudder
when i want aids, i'll go and jam a dirty needle in my arm, ta.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
You'll be thankful of Folkestone if you need to find a filthy skaggy needle.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
the thing is, i don't really want aids
which is why i'm not really shagging rory.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
CHINNY RECKON

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Is it me (is it me) is it you??
D'ya think we could change if we knew?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
DUNNO ON HERE COS NO ONE INCLUDES ME IN ALL YOUR SECRET CLIQUES

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
HANDSHAKES. BAYSH, 26TH. MAKE IT COUNT YOU COUNT

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

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