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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So who's porking who then Frogface? WE NEED TO KNOW THIS IS IN CAPITALS RIGHT.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
bit mean to talk to him about sex
when you know he's recently dumped and his cock doesn't work any more.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Why is it not working? Didn' t you suggest Viagra for your first magicla night together?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
don't ask me, ask him
oi frog. why isn't your cock working?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Dunno, I think my 'meme' is that the SSRI pills i don't take anymore make your knob fall off or suttin'
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)
you started it
you should know why your own cock doesn't work and is as floppy as reg's contact lenses ffs, man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Oh well in that case, it's because of the anti depressants I take loads of because I got dumped and I cry all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)
that doesn't sound like much fun
go out and find some BETTER flange, flangehound
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Nah, they're all 'orrible cunts

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:37, Reply)
then you're doomed to a lifetime of jamming your 5 and a quarter floppy into the wrong hard drive!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Ah that's fine. I'm fed up with women anyway.
They 'delicate' wash your 'hand wash only' jumpers and stuff, and think it's acceptable. I can't be doing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)
WASH YOUR OWN FUCKING JUMPERS IN THE TOILET THEN!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Why in the toilet? Yourn weird.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)
To get the shit off the chest, probably.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
why in folkestone?
YOURN WEIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
It's where I live? Yeah? Like your half flat in Barnet or summink.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
i do not live with rory

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Of course not, that's just where you spend a few nights a week innit.
There, or where he is 'normally' living in Islington at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
shudder
when i want aids, i'll go and jam a dirty needle in my arm, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
You'll be thankful of Folkestone if you need to find a filthy skaggy needle.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
the thing is, i don't really want aids
which is why i'm not really shagging rory.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
CHINNY RECKON

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Is it me (is it me) is it you??
D'ya think we could change if we knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
DUNNO ON HERE COS NO ONE INCLUDES ME IN ALL YOUR SECRET CLIQUES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)
HANDSHAKES. BAYSH, 26TH. MAKE IT COUNT YOU COUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

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