Gorra sword in the corner
YEAH YEAH INTERNET WANKER but my work gave it me, they give us swords as a 5 year 'hooray for not getting fired' thing
( Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:38, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

theoban yesterday
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Where the fuck do you work?
I got to expense £500s worth of stuff for my 5 year bonus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I got a fucking pen for 10 years here
A.FUCKING.PEN.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Shit company lols
This place gave me £3k just for starting...that was pre recession though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I went up £15,000 in just over 3 years here though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Lots to be said about the YTS programme

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

YMs programme has over 9 million viewers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

If your on about Nakers sperm don't bother he shoots Blanks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Shame his milkman doesn't, really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)

He really thinks his daughter is that colour because she likes chocolate milkshake

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)

i have swords and guns and things but they're not real
I did once think there was an intruder and carried a heavy tripod (with spike legs) just in case

alt: yes, if you get too cold you have no body heat left to warm your coat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)