gym, theatre, week back on the 500 cal diet to give things a kickstart, which is a bit depressing, but meh
drinks with you and your boyfriend SOON.

alt: i get about 200-300 a day, although a huge number of those are conflict searches or spam that don't require any action. my bb is glued to my hand at all times, even on the beach, so i never let them build up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:53, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Shut up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

^ beer mouse ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I think it was the port on top of everything else that is killing me this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Sailors a bit rough with you, eh?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

His star was boarded

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I heard they all walked his plank.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Well, I say 'plank'.
I heard it was more like a lolly stick. A 'tongue depresser' in more ways than one.

Just what I heard, mind.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I say this at the same time as feeling like someone put a crossbow bolt through my temples

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I think what's more worrying is that I had a bottle of wine and a brandy last night and I'm fine.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I went to pour myself a drink last night and forgot the alcohol.
It was only after I finished that I thought 'that didn't have much kick'.

/spaz
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Try six pints, a few cans, three bottles of red and a bottle of port.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

That was your personal consumption, was it?

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

We shared the wine & port, other than that, yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I was going to say,
if I'd had that much, I'd be dead. You're lucky you've just got a nasty hangover.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Amateur.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

If there's one thing the French know, it's how to drink all day without falling down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I dunno, personally I'm quite glad I don't have tolerance for huge amounts of alcohol.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Good on you! So many people are insecure about their sexuality.
I personally think its beautiful that you can admit it.
( Peej, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I'm secure in my femininity.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Lol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)