Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Didn't have one. So fuck off. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Full of the joys of hangovers today, eh?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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I am dying. If I don't make it then please tell my daughter I love her.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I'll whisper it in her ear(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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Tactical vomit time?Lucozade?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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Kidneys are feeling the punishment at the moment. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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Hose some Lucozade/sports drink down too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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If I had some I would, however I have twisted my ankle so not going anywhere. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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I also have burned my right elbow, grazed my left knee and bruised my arse. I wish he was more gentle.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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How the fuck did you burn your elbow?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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Ok ArminArm In, geddit?!!!111!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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My guts are ok, it's the rest of me that is terminally ill.A bacon & egg sandwich in a while may help ease my pain.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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I have made a monumental error in bringing soup for lunch(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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Get a greasy Dominos delivered to your office and flush the soup down the shitter. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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This does seem like a good idea(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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Get that one with the sausage piped into the crust if you want to feel like you're going to die.But in a good way.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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I'll pipe sausage into your crust in a minute, son(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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something something tadpoles something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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Poor SPORTSCOW. Your heart's just not in it today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:29,
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Sorry manI'm tired and hungry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:32,
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I might go back to bed in a bit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:35,
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I'm sorry, that's private.You wouldn't have heard of it anyway.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:41,
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TELL THE BOARDi am addicted to kelloggs chocolate granola, but i NEVER let myself buy it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:46,
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i reckon you've STOLEN my favourite cerealand the fact that you are having another bowl either indicates that you fucking love it, or that you are a greedy internet fucker, could be either.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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FAT GREEDY BASTARDS.So , like you, but a meat eater.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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i have no idea why you got dumped and are foreveralone, with charm like that(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:38,
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Wrong. I am very handsome. Just a cunt.I have an abhorrent personality.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:42,
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Making up for it now with an alcohol and drug induced breakdown?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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