Been around Scotland enough to know that everywhere that's not the dead centre of Edinburgh is a fucking shithole, yeah.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i saw "filth" at the weekend
fucking hell, even edinburgh is hardly uxbridge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

it's almost as if every sizeable city has pockets of deprivation or sutin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

In England, yeah.
In Scotland, one city has one area that isn't deprived.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

which is why it's such a good idea for it to be independent
dozer is the last person to support scotland anyway. he fucked off to england as soon as he could!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

It's definitely not because he'd be robbed and stabbed two weeks after moving back in to the romantic ideal of Aberdeen.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

or because he has some wisty misty romantic ideal that is nothing like the shitty reality

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

yer
Scotland is an urban wasteland from edge to edge.

One shopping street is its sole redeeming feature.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Is it? I won't bother going then. Cheers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

no probs Doc Frog xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

MIRROR

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

CLEAR

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Oh no, thankfully the urban areas are easily avoidable.
The countryside is beautiful. You're just better off avoiding the urban areas as they're fucking miserable.

Of course, you'd know, since you love Scottish cities so much that you live in York.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

It's a long and tedious story as to why I ended up in York.
But it is indeed possible to love other cities while living in a different one. Plus, it's a nice place to live. Fuck all crime, expensive enough houses that the riff raff live well away from me and it's tiny. Culturally backward though and the tourists drive me mental.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

York's lovely, I can totally understand you wanting to live there.
The sad thing is, I actually want to like Scotland, for my own lame nostalgic misty-eyed reasons. Unfortunately, the cold reality is that it's utterly dismal.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

the pair of you are utterly dismal
HTH XXX
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

you inspire nothing but loathing and vomit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

there are naff all jobs in York though
And after a month or so the lack of any kind of modern culture will drive you mental.

You'd hate it, I promise.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

This is true. Princes Street is the only non shitty part of Scotland.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

That's correct, yes.
It'll be why all you lot are down here, won't it. I don't see you moving back up to Scotland, do I? Why? Because it's a hole.

Basically every city looks like Paisley.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

they all look like Paisley?
Harsh, man. Harsh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Edinburgh has been ruined by the Australians.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I was up there in August for a stag trip
I'd forgotten how deeply shit the Grassmarket is for drinking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I just seen the film "Sunshine On Leith"
It was basically a travel ad with poor singing.
The only thing was missing was the "Visit Scotland" logo.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

haha!
That kind of sentimental tartan shit makes me sick in my mouth. The Proclaimers are fucking shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)