So yeah. Totes just won the annual handicap challenge thing at archery tonight.
When did you last taste a gratifying but ultimately meaningless success?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:15, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The last time I did YM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:16, Reply)

There's no way that doing MM can be seen as 'success'.
'succ'd off' maybe...
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:18, Reply)

the
nnual
challenge thing at archery tonight
but ulti ly
meaningless success
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Too complicated. 3/10

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:20, Reply)

I basically say you won a mong and tasted them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Let the record show, I HAVE NEVER SUCKED OFF GONZO

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:24, Reply)

NEVER
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Text. Book.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Simple. Effective.
8/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:28, Reply)

8/10 Battered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:28, Reply)

^ Something about Katy Perry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Being told my pub quiz questions were too hard.
Fuckwits.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Tell us one then.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:01, Reply)

What is Judge Dread's christian name?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Too hard man.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Errrrrmmm.....Christian?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:10, Reply)

Dunno.
But Judge Dredd's is Joe.
His clone brother's was Rico.
And there's been a few known clones from his bloodline so far, including Kraken, Rico (again), Dolman, Paris and Nimrod.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:13, Reply)

I've just checked.
Judge Dread's is Alexander.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:14, Reply)

We get googlers at our quiz too
Bastards
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:16, Reply)

The.worst for that was a police team.
Bastards.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:33, Reply)

RAF Plod used to have a team of about 8, ALL using their mobiles.
And they STILL used to come in the bottom couple of teams.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:41, Reply)

RAF planks. Not pilots I bet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:44, Reply)

Plod as you said.
Idiot!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:46, Reply)

Pilots were often thicker.
Didn't get them in our mess that often though, because they were all Ruperts.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:46, Reply)

Bare?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:46, Reply)

Twats used to call 'Naked Bar' whenever they thought they could get away with it, yeah.
'High spirits' dontchaknow.
I've said it before, if the population saw some of the 'japes' and 'hijinks' that go on in most Officers' Messes, at taxpayer subsidised prices, by the chinless wonders in the hands of whom the freedom of The West is supposed to be safely resting they'd be signing up to join the Taliban.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:50, Reply)

I noes. Army brat innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:55, Reply)

Missing the US still?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:04, Reply)

Lagging jet stylee

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:05, Reply)

You need beer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:10, Reply)

Got gin. Don't know whether to try crashing or get lashed
And run the risk of being unable to sleep.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:15, Reply)

Get launched.
You know it makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:20, Reply)

Bad decisions are my thing!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:24, Reply)

Why ar you still up?
Mensies?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:25, Reply)

Yeah, but this ain't a proper Pub Quiz.
So I don't mind the fact I checked on Judge Dread.
The Dredd facts I KNEW.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:39, Reply)

Whay is the currency of Somalia?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:42, Reply)

Polo

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:43, Reply)

More like polio.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:44, Reply)

Worst of all the VW's.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:44, Reply)

The new VW Polio.
Guaranteed to have two wheels thinner than the others. Only available in grey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:53, Reply)

Crystal Meth, AK47 rounds, fuel and food.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:47, Reply)

I want to party with those dudes!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:48, Reply)

Terrible stereotyping here from the otherwise lovely stuj.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:49, Reply)

It's true and YOU KNOW It The LOVEY Dee Gee.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:51, Reply)

What jave Kate Middleton former Pope and Colonel Sanders got in common?
This was actualy a quiz question suggested on OT.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:03, Reply)

The colonel will let me fuck him up the arse?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:05, Reply)

Close.
Did you have any jetlag or was it ok?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:08, Reply)

Not sure if I am Arthur or Martha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:09, Reply)

Bummer.
I'm planning a long holiday next year I gancy South America. Peru or Bolivia look good
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:18, Reply)

Do it. Jet lag can get tae fuck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:25, Reply)

Piston's fallen asleep in all of them?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:19, Reply)

All members of the Honary Order of Kentucky Colonels.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:35, Reply)

I'm taking that as a Yes.
Awooga, what a rush.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:37, Reply)

Not sure, but I think his mum is called Judy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:23, Reply)

I won QOTW once.
It wasn't even my best story either.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:07, Reply)

Was it a lie?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:08, Reply)

It was in the 'Get rich quick' QOTW.
A finely crafted rant at reality TV wannabes. Or, a piece of turgid shite knocked out in ten minutes during a lull at work, whichever version you prefer really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:11, Reply)

Just watched the Pussy Riot docu. Well good.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:31, Reply)