Yeah so I can stuff my face then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm having a curry later.
I'm going to have lunch also, because I'm a massive fat cunt.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Well I like to look after my svelte figure.
You should go and have some of that dry meat curry, I have heard it's well good.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Just going somewhere local with some of the missus' friends.
I'll have to go home early, though. I'm more of the pipe and slippers type these days and they'll all be off out staying up until 3am reaching for the lasers because young people have nothing interesting to say for themselves.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

How old are you again Grandad?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

33

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Oh, for some reason I thought you were younger than me. Anyway, as you were.
I *need* a pipe.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Once the sidekicks and One D tshirts come out, I'm off to catch up on Downton, swear down blud.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I'd do the same, but probably watch 'Lewis' instead.
10pm is a perfectly reasonable time to go home.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

he's not going to look like their dad AT ALL

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

RUBBISH young people *love* having a slightly too old for whatever they are doing, creepy chap hanging around.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

he's probably almost just about alright at the moment
but when he ditches her for that next young thing... man is he going to look like the creepy old christmas uncle. and the one after that... sheesh. like a fire in a plastics factory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I wouldn't do that. The younger lot are all fucking stupid.
They're fun to keep around as mates so that I can snee snee behind their backs at how stupid they are, maybe for the occasional suck job in a building site, but other than that, they serve no purpose.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

but that's not what you said
you said, you would keep ditching girls for younger models.

stop contradicting yourself ONLINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Yeah, but I was set straight by somebody ONLINE so I could be less hypocritical.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

good
there is a lesson here that it looks as if you have learned well. if only you were a bit quicker on the uptake, but i am sure you will try harder next time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I know I certainly did.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Watchaving?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Dunno yet. Will report back tomorrow with my critique.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)