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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Swipe.
Definitely.

Soon as Kroney get's a teenage bird she'll snap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
nah
i think he'd look lovely with a belieber tatt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I'll bag some Oxbridge Physics fresher
Her head'll explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Oh, mate.
One with a rich Daddy would do her nut in.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
One prepared to buy a whole flat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
My current's already got a whole flat.
She bought it herself, too.

Not sure where that ranks, but it's got to be higher than "dusty wombed spinster gets Daddy to buy her half a flat"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Nah she just sounds young and stupid mate

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah. And talks incessantly about slebs and X Factor and Hollyoaks,

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The worst thing is the lack of an opinion, Tangles.
It's just all tits, tits, tits. Some arse, but mostly tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
All those tits must get incredibly tiresome

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*sigh*, I just wish they were saggier. Then maybe I could make do, you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Are you fucking a pig?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
can i help?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I think it's the females that have the rows of tits innit? So probably not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I love his wavy ginger hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
yeah dolly birds pissing around organising parties are real rocket scientists

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
But you're forgetting the norks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
hey
they choose whether to print invites in RED or BLACK

and whether to serve HOT or COLD canapes at the parties.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*tick tock tick tock*
What's that? Is that the noise of a dessicating egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
nah
it's the sound of your girlfriend's braincell knocking around the inside of her skull
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
As long as they're served off their incredibly firm tanned bosoms, I'm in.
They better not open their mouths either unless it is to "receive" me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I'm really having difficulties understanding swipey's problem with all this, Stunned.
Seems pretty logical to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
ooh, we could have a MEXICAN WAVE
that'll make the company MILLIONS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I'd like to see a TIDAL WAVE
of young cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Every. Morning.
*smug*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Oh God, that was awful.
Fortunately that was the fault of the directors in the States.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
well maybe if they'd suggested a mexican wave of pert tits it would have worked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I'd probably buy whatever it is they're selling

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
see, that's a genius idea

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
So are you for pert young breasts now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
no
but if i'd come up with the idea and sold it to pathetic sad men, i'd be a millionaire.

this time next year, eh rodney??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'd buy that for a dollar

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
But not pay the service charge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

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