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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so which of you acne-ridden White Dwarf subscribers is gunna flounce next?
My money's on Doc Frog.

The amphibious prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:06, 76 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Last in first out innit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I think Battered might be the next to hang himself

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
What's official flounce protocol? Do you talk about it for weeks, or just go mental one day?
I *need* to know as if I do decide to fuck off, I want to do it right.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
just snap one day and go full retard.
CQ did that several times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I have seen a couple since I have been here. Always entertaining!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
CQ also posted (and deleted) HSH threads

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
HSH?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It used to be a 'thing' here
Home Sweet Home, where you can share your troubles along with pretend tea and nyommy caykes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Ah, that makes sense. So you lot are slightly LESS sad bastards than you used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
The death of HSH threads was the cause of The First Great Exodus.
To be fair it was no great loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
How did they get killed off?
Was there upset?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
They mass-flounced because we revolted against being fluffy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
You terrible /talk2.0 bully

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
So you're saying this is a *good* phase?
No wonder I'm depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Peaks and troughs, Froggo old boy, peaks and troughs.
We're riding the Roaring Forties of the web, man. Just at the moment we're at the bottom of a wave.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
It's all good fun, apart from people moaning that it's 'shit'.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
YOURN SHIT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*checks them*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Swipe.
Definitely.

Soon as Kroney get's a teenage bird she'll snap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
nah
i think he'd look lovely with a belieber tatt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I'll bag some Oxbridge Physics fresher
Her head'll explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Oh, mate.
One with a rich Daddy would do her nut in.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
One prepared to buy a whole flat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
My current's already got a whole flat.
She bought it herself, too.

Not sure where that ranks, but it's got to be higher than "dusty wombed spinster gets Daddy to buy her half a flat"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Nah she just sounds young and stupid mate

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah. And talks incessantly about slebs and X Factor and Hollyoaks,

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The worst thing is the lack of an opinion, Tangles.
It's just all tits, tits, tits. Some arse, but mostly tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
All those tits must get incredibly tiresome

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*sigh*, I just wish they were saggier. Then maybe I could make do, you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Are you fucking a pig?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
can i help?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I think it's the females that have the rows of tits innit? So probably not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I love his wavy ginger hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
yeah dolly birds pissing around organising parties are real rocket scientists

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
But you're forgetting the norks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
hey
they choose whether to print invites in RED or BLACK

and whether to serve HOT or COLD canapes at the parties.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*tick tock tick tock*
What's that? Is that the noise of a dessicating egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
nah
it's the sound of your girlfriend's braincell knocking around the inside of her skull
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
As long as they're served off their incredibly firm tanned bosoms, I'm in.
They better not open their mouths either unless it is to "receive" me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I'm really having difficulties understanding swipey's problem with all this, Stunned.
Seems pretty logical to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
ooh, we could have a MEXICAN WAVE
that'll make the company MILLIONS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I'd like to see a TIDAL WAVE
of young cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Every. Morning.
*smug*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Oh God, that was awful.
Fortunately that was the fault of the directors in the States.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
well maybe if they'd suggested a mexican wave of pert tits it would have worked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I'd probably buy whatever it is they're selling

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
see, that's a genius idea

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
So are you for pert young breasts now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
no
but if i'd come up with the idea and sold it to pathetic sad men, i'd be a millionaire.

this time next year, eh rodney??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'd buy that for a dollar

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
But not pay the service charge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I dunno,
but i miss chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
He was alright, wasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
yeah, in his own way.
He had some wakki thoughts on how the world worked, but yeah, he was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Everyone is okay if you don't take anything seriously/too seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
but this is the internet,
it's all very very important.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Because it's The Internet, I don't really give a shit what anyone says.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
you're a big poop.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Woah, step back, big boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
same goes for you, except you're french, so it's le grand poop.
or la grand poope or something suitably rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
My grandpoo was in the trenches you know.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
la merde gigantique

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
you're french too?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Nope

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
RIGHT I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
wakki...
I think you mean Wiki.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Yeah I'll take Doc Frog at 6-1.
That or ... oh I dunno. You're all pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Not me.
There's only one on here who regularly does "effective" insulting and that's because there's a lithium shortage where he lives so no reason anyone to leave is there?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Random newslink
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/billions-of-insects-are-having-gay-sex-accidentally-say-scientists-8897190.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Ah yes, cuntroaches.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Way too much time on their hands.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Well they are only insects

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
They've got a lot of hands.
Seems like they should be able to juggle their time better.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Fucking Swiss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I AM NOT A SUBSCRIBER I BUY THE OCCASIONAL ISSUE IF ITS CONTENTS LOOK RELEVANT TO MY COLLECTION

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

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