im fucken fine i guess, thanks for asking 'Windy Pig'
fucken class man. fuck that shit its just another box innit and ol reggie ent for boxes. if i call a cunt a cunt its cos ive done my fucken research (EG par exampler: theyre holding a fucken conference in the middle of the sauce isle ina asda and i just wanna get my fucken bottle of daddies and who the fuck parks a trolley sideways anyway you doss cunt, ergo i have studied their behaviour in relation to my getting my sauce and theyre bustin my balls man) i ent just read a pithy title in a fucken magazine and gone well how fucken clever no cunt ever thought of this before wait till i just go over here and ringfence my fucken opinions on shit

Altalt: yeah, i like the packets where you put the milk in the packet to measure it cos ive got one of them jugs that you need fucken bionic vision to see the markings and i can never find it in the morning anyway so the packets of porridge thing is a good idea in my opinion
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 9:49, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Coming at you like a stream of invective consciousness.
Wise words, Reg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

it may be the first time i use the phrase
TL:DR
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

you mean you ent read your sexual history?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

JUGS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I like jugs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I cannot lie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)