i was three quarters of an hour late into work today
thanks to some cunt banging into some another cunt on the A1 and backing the north circular right up round my gaff and off towards Tottenham.

Came in to dozens of emails in my mailbox, dozens more in the tech mailbox, all my guys on the blower and the fucking phones ringing three deep. Took me until now to get it back to normal. IT hardman, innit. This place will collapse when I go, I swear down.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

"Ghostbusters - waddaya want?!"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I'm like some sort of IT maverick. Bending the rules, pissing people off, a proper loose cannon
but no cunt can say I don't get the job done DAMMIT
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I BET YOUR APPRAISAL SAYS THAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

My appraisal says "Scruffy and needs guidance with customer service"
Every fuckin year. You'd think they'd have given up by now.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Scruffy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Ironing, tucking your shirt in and doing up your top button are for women and queers, Windy.
My boss appears to have a problem with that.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Oh, I'm with you on that,
But why does it matter what you wear in IT?

I found out today that my new job has a uniform, shirt with company logo, trousers with too many pockets and a fucking baseball cap. I might have to lose it
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2131731
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I'm gonna wear it forward, like normal,
Then as I'm about to start a job, I'll swish it round to backwards and put on a serious expression.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Keep the 'peak' flat so it looks like you are ill.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

My boss is borderline compulsive, is why.
Ugh, baseball caps are for Dozer.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

i bet you've got one
i bet it's kind of grubby and offwhite and says something like "i heart miami" on it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

No, I don't wear hats. They look fucking stupid on my massive head.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

i didn't think your head was particularly massive?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Oh God, it's huge.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

it's in proportion
silly man. you know i'd take great glee in mocking it if it were noticeably huge!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Hats don't stretch far enough to encompass it.
They sit on top of my elephantine cranium like a thimble atop the Chilterns.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

POIDH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Next time I see you, bring hats.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

+ Two

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

how many pockets are too many pockets?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

6

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Well, these ones appear to have 6 pockets and 3 pouches.
Way more than I need.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

for all the tools maybe?
make sure they don't debag you as you walk through the house
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

The little shits have sat in my spot.
flic.kr/p/gXqtiz
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Fucking hell
They make my dog look like a cage fighter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)

i wouldn't go that far
your dog is cute, but he's totally bent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Compared to those?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

yeah
yours looks like he trots around flicking his mane and being FABULOUS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

"Yer outta control Kroney! I got the mayor so far up my ass I'll be shittin election promises for a week!! I want your beret and I want your onions!!! Your mouths writin checks your louche gallic attitude can't cash!!"

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

God damn it, I'm gettin too old for this SHEEIT

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

The goddam AH wants my capital!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

GODAMMIT CAPTAIN IF I WANT TO DRAG AND DROP OBJECTS BETWEEN CONTAINERS
I BLOODY WELL WILL, I AINT GOT TIME TO FANNY ABOUT RIGHT CLICK MOVING I'M ON A GODDAM CLOCK!
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

DAMMIT MAN WE AIN'T GOT TIME TO DISCUSS THE FOOTBALL I NEED THAT WORK AND I NEED IT NOW!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)