I BET YOUR APPRAISAL SAYS THAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My appraisal says "Scruffy and needs guidance with customer service"
Every fuckin year. You'd think they'd have given up by now.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Scruffy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Ironing, tucking your shirt in and doing up your top button are for women and queers, Windy.
My boss appears to have a problem with that.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Oh, I'm with you on that,
But why does it matter what you wear in IT?

I found out today that my new job has a uniform, shirt with company logo, trousers with too many pockets and a fucking baseball cap. I might have to lose it
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2131731
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I'm gonna wear it forward, like normal,
Then as I'm about to start a job, I'll swish it round to backwards and put on a serious expression.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Keep the 'peak' flat so it looks like you are ill.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

My boss is borderline compulsive, is why.
Ugh, baseball caps are for Dozer.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

i bet you've got one
i bet it's kind of grubby and offwhite and says something like "i heart miami" on it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

No, I don't wear hats. They look fucking stupid on my massive head.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

i didn't think your head was particularly massive?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Oh God, it's huge.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

it's in proportion
silly man. you know i'd take great glee in mocking it if it were noticeably huge!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Hats don't stretch far enough to encompass it.
They sit on top of my elephantine cranium like a thimble atop the Chilterns.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

POIDH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Next time I see you, bring hats.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

+ Two

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

how many pockets are too many pockets?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

6

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Well, these ones appear to have 6 pockets and 3 pouches.
Way more than I need.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

for all the tools maybe?
make sure they don't debag you as you walk through the house
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

The little shits have sat in my spot.
flic.kr/p/gXqtiz
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Fucking hell
They make my dog look like a cage fighter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)

i wouldn't go that far
your dog is cute, but he's totally bent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Compared to those?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

yeah
yours looks like he trots around flicking his mane and being FABULOUS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)