Areet pet?
I am fuckin' tip top this day.

Nice Friday with an early finish incentive.
Got a nice little cheque from Littlewoods this morning (hope he speaks English).
Kicked this bug in time for the weekend and have bought some delicious steaks tonight that Im infusing with Harissa spices.

It *is* new actually, thank you! *flutters brown eye*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is that another word for farting?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

"Infusing with Harissa spices".

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Doing spunk farts more like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

and here, to lower the tone, is...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Yeah, queers eh? Well bent.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Tossing off into a bread bag so his "boyfriend" can take a packed lunch to work.
At the local primary school, WHERE HE IS NONCING YOURN KIDS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

They are all up to it aren't they? ITS NOT NATURAL. UNNATURAL. IRRENATURAL.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

THEY DO IT IRREGARDLESS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I'm glad you're back mind, peg leg.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Thanks, hunny.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I am glad you are feeling better :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Cheers!
We may be top of the food chain but our biggest enemy is the smallest thing ever!
How's that for irony?

Is that even irony? (Don't you think)

If someone posts something about irony, that isn't irony. Is that irony?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I don't know mate, I don't understand irony. Ironic that, isn't it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Dont you think?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Aaaaalreeet marra?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

blud

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Are you watching THE MATCH on Sunday?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

If by 'The Match', you mean 'shit telly'
then yes.

I only really watch the world cup matches, and even then, only with alcohol.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Sunderland v Newcastle innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

What sport?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Horse punching

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Woah!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

NRS Grade E vs NRS Grade D.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

NRS?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

National Readership Survey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Well I hope the Toon win.
I also hope the "fans" don't smash up the city afterwards, but this is inevitable, sadly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Oh YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

^ favourite chunk ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)