i genuinely tried that once
i nearly swallowed it and choked :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bad news for Lezzas who fancy Ginger fat psycho cunts then.
I however have an amazing skill and married the only woman I have ever met who doesn't like receiving (or giving for that matter) teh oral secks
( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

PhillieNoBlowJoe

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Thats my talk like a pirate day name

( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

quite a few of my friends don't like it
we get paranoid that it takes too long and... ick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

we?
You're one of them aren't you. Obviously not met the right bloke I say.
( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

it's not that it doesn't feel great
it just.... feels selfish
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Do you think the local rugby team feel selfish when you're noshing them off behind the bins?

( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

no but they pay me well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

did you try it to impress a man that you didn't really wnt to sleep with but felt obliged after he bought dinner,
or on your own, in abject spinsterish boredom in your flat on the high road?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

on a hen do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

are hen do's as horrible to go to as they are to watch?
I've seen some proper horrible things in pubs with women in daft outfits and a desire for more cosmo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

i've only been to one like that, and yeah, it was
most of my friends have hired cottages for the weekend or we've gone to barcelona or marbella and just got pissed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)

see, when i was out in the hotelin the country, we'd get nice hen do's.
where the girls would get pretty pissed and sing a bit, maybe a little flirty, but always pretty well behaved (apart from one girl that pissed her bed, but to be fair to her, she insisted on washing it herself)
but in central Oxford, it was just unpleasant, ugly painted women, screeching dolly parton songs and trying to pull mens pants down and vomiting on everything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

we've played some games
but they are not usually hen related, just giant jenga, bouncy castle, that sort of thing.

my friend anna's bridesmaid was married to a guy who worked for PS3. he was able to code a game that asked us all questions all about her.

SHE DIDN'T WIN IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I thought it was a rule you had to carry around a giant inflatable penis for these things?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

only if you're a chav

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

So you had one then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

one party had penis confetti,
i still occasionally find a bit in my house, or in the car.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Aren't women fucking plebs when left to their own devices?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

women are pretty stupid yeah.
no wonder they've been oppressed for all these years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Hen dos are about the only thing that can possibly make
a LADS weekend to Poland to get vomitingly drunk and leer over dead-eyed Eastern European strippers seem classy.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)

lads nights out are just irritating, and maybe a bit punchy,
they are nowehere even close to the nightmare of 20 pissed women.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I got trapped inside an Ann Summers party once.
Walked in when it was due to have ended. Fifty drunk middle aged Welsh hags. I had to have counselling.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I worked in a hotel where Ann Summers held their annual conference.
Jesus. Christ.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I don't know why, when drunk and surrounded by plastic dicks, middle-aged women suddenly seem to think
a twenty year old man is going to find them anything other than repulsive, but there you go.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

They don't care and they outnumber you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

It's the closest I've come to being killed and eaten by zombies.
The reality isn't as fun as the idea.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)