I can make CQ furious with the most innocuous of posts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're confusing 'fury' with 'contempt' here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

^ accuracy online ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

CQ is a volatile, confused, and sexually dangerous man.
He also loves Insane Clown Posse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

He's whiny, tedious and insufferable

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

but enough about me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

+4000 Internet Points for self-awareness here.
-8,000,000 for being Dozer.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

make CQ furious with the most innocuous of

bore everyone with any of my
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

alright Napoleon Chode

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

One of my greatest Internet moments here.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post573813
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I particularly like b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post574290
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

This is excellent internet.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Last laugh was on me though, he ended up getting sent bumhole pics AND getting his mortgage paid.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

He is the only person on B3ta who I actually thoroughly despise.
SP Wanker
( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

CQ? Do I really need to answer that?

( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2132326

Oh and this thread

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2036671
( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Ah I had forgotten the second thread you'd linked to; fair point
I also forgotten Al's pathetic replies to that thread. What a cockend.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

You're only saying that because I'm bigger than you.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I could never despise you.
How can you despise anyone who wears a cardigan.
( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I fucking can.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)

i like evryone
youre like fucken pokemon or summat, yknow all cute and fluffly and throwing yerselves into battle with the goal of er i dunno what, get hold of some balls i think . and then everyone makes those funny faces with the rushing lines and the fucken credits roll and then the next episode comes on and yer still fucking walking man, battlin all the way, but still fucken walkin

it ent a perfect analogy but you get the jizz
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You're mixing him up with Geordie-Jay

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

nah man, im talking about the whole lot of you
this ent the fucken pikachu show, you cunts all get your time to shine man.

seriously, though, i ent got a bad word to say about any of you fucken cunts cos who here is without first stones to throw? no cunt. thats who
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Feeling absolute hatred for strangers on the interwebs is for tricks and kids.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I hate you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

*noogies*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

^Physical Bully^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

how long did you lurk for doc?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Years, years. Dunno, prob been looking for about 5-6? Maybe more, it's always longer than you think.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

is it better being in the suck for you?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I have no idea what that means

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)

it dont matter really
dont none of it matter, noodles and ketchup etc, etc
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Oh, ketchup. Definitely.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

do you know what catsup is?
i think its a type of ketchup in america. i'd check on wikipedia but i ent got time to read
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

As I understand it, it's exactly the same/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

No difference other than the local differences that already exist.
It's the same product.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

YEAH I SAID THAT DICKHEAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Good luck getting to work on Monday, Fucko.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)

LIES!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Of course that ain't true :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Yer, I like to get to know people IRL
before I decide to hate them.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Nah, hate first. Esp' with this bunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Saves time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Alright son? Beers next week?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Shweet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Valid shortcut I s'pose

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)