Says he posting on the internet, as usual, as he has no friends or life.
*sad fives*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i think we should have a big old hypocritical
bitchfest about how each of us isn't out shagging random *gender of choice* and drinking lots of beers and taking lots of drugs and making fools of ourselves and drowning in a pool of our own vomit and blood while trying to get our underwear back on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Or as I call it 'my twenties'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:22, Reply)

At least I have a genuine reason, by having my two year old daughter here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I think 'not being bothered about going out just because it's Saturday' is just as valid a reason.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)

it's Friday nights I can't do any more.
I only go out to clubs on Fridays if I'm changing records in exchange for drinks and money.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I only really go 'out' out on Saturdays, but I prefer Fridays as you have two days to recover.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)

yer I know what you mean.
Saturday nights usually involve a couple of grams of mdma, deep house, afterparty and getting to bed at 10am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I only *really* drink these days as I dunno when to stop.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I only stop when I run out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

My twenties were tip top.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Decadent times 'innit frere'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)

the pills were great and so was the music
Loads of money around an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I do all that at home every night.
No need to go out.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)

I'm having a lovely night in in front of the telly and with a good book.
Just had a wonderful meal an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)

I had my second ever dominos pizza today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

yum
proper bad food that tastes of awesome
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Sausages piped into the crust. Nuff said.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

my god, things have moved on
while I've been eating rabbit food
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I had that on the first one. It was too much. Have you seen that pic of when a snake ate a crocodile and burst? That was me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:32, Reply)

i know imagine this as a big frog with a stethescope
eating a crocodile pizza until it bursts

the world is better that way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I had to have a lie down.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

and ginger tea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Dominos are cunts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Strong words. I'm new to the takeaway pizza game.
I ordered via the 'app', it told me when it was ready and my name was on a screen for everyone to see. I can't fault it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)

last time I had one it was delivered so late it was cold
And the delivery driver was a short haired dyke, blasting out cheap and nasty dance music from her car.

I complained about her as well as the pizza.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)

You are a miserable fucker aren't you?
I collect as it's a couple of minutes away, then I don't have to tip some prick on a moped.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

you're meant to tip them?
shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Otherwise they do the awkward hang around for a few milliseconds longer, and you know what they want, and I cave.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

i have no social skills
so I've never noticed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Autistic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

it's part of my 'eccentric' image

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

My eccentricity extends to an Einstein/Brundlefly wardrobe of many of the same clothes to eliminate choice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

i own quite a few hats
and an inability to act appropriately in any given situation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

larper

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

the pizza was late and cold.
So I complained.

I also mentioned the cavalier attitude of the delivery driver and 'her' mobile disco blaring out Swedish House Mafia.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Did she have any disco lights?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

no.
Just shit taste in music, a scrofulous accent and a lesbotic haircut.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

You look like a lesbian

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

you taste like a lesbian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:43, Reply)

This is possibly true
I wouldn't know. But assume most women taste in the same ballpark.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Ballpark lol

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)

sorry, I meant you have the tastes of a lesbian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Lesbotic? Ha ha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

swipe is both lesbotic and despotic
Ruling her kingdom of sweaty, virginal Milton Keynesians with a pleather fist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)