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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You like crushed dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
i would have crushed the owners
poor cowering little dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)
any dog that's small enough to get crushed on a tube underfoot
doesn't deserve to be called a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
they weren't windy pig small
kind of knee height. proper dogs. but too small for that rabble of clodhoppered cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)
There weren't any dags on my tube train this moring, but there was an autist with a massive head joining in loudly with the 'Digital Doris' announcements. It's was fucking annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
why were you on a tube?
THERE ARE NO TUBES IN FOLKESTONE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)
It took you 90 minutes from checking the tube to getting to the tube?
Northern Amateur.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)
i went straight back to warm, cosy bed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I saw the 7am update and got moving.
Still took over 90 mins when it should take 25. So much for "Good Service".

Next Baysh at Tower Hill?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
i do LOVE the draft house
i was in the battersea one last night
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Eh? 05/11, soppy, IS IT TOWER HILL WAY?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
YES THAT IS FINE BY ME!
05/11 everyone, bring your balloon hats to tower hill!

ooh we might see some fireworks. i fucking LOVE fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I have been told it's all booked.
What's Berk going on about?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)
oh that's tomorrow
that's a different one, but she organised it on FB, which is why you wouldn't know about it. CAN YOU COME?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
who is ganning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)
al, berk, me, and about 7 others, i forget who now!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)
If you come I'll buy you a pint

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I STAYED IN THE LONDON TO SHELTER FROM THE STORM INNIT DICKHEAD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

SHACKED UP WITH A HOOKER DOWN THE "FRIENDLY MASSAGE PARLOUR" MORE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Nope. I stayed with a fat man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
HOT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I know. I didn't really, but the truth ain't none of your business, you nosey cow.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
YES IT IS
TELL US EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)
WHAT DYA WANNA KNOW?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)
YOU'RE GETTING SOME AREN'T YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)
When my flaccid defective penis allows.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Mug.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I know. I ain't happy that I could have stayed in bed for a whole fucking morning, and when I got into work discovered no-one had expected me to turn up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
^*fonz thumbs*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)
AAAAAAAY!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

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