yeah, some girl got hit by a tree
fucking natural selection, Winders. Trees aren't small or camoflagued or owt. If you don't see one slowly toppling on you, meh.

As far as "stormpocalypse" goes, it was typical press hysteria over nothing, mutiplied by a million because it is WEATHER in the SOUTH EAST oh the humanity won't someone think of the CHILDREN?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:58, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pretty sure this isn't how natural selection works

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

if she'd be carrying the tree avoiding gene, she'd have survived, that's all I'm saying.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

How quickly to trees fall? I reckon they'd fall quite fast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

And if no-one is around they don't make noise. Its science.

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

If a man says something, and there's no woman around to hear it
is he still wrong?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Good, they should keep their dirty whore mouths shut.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I saw a picture of a car crushed by a tree.
What sort of moron parks next to a tree the night before a storm?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

One who lives on an avenue?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Park round the corner, or at a friends.
Probably an insurance job.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

i must admit, i did because it was RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FLAT
it was dark, windy, pissing it down with rain, and if you don't grab spaces on my road, you can be driving around for a while. and the council are so cheap with the zones, there's like 3 streets you can park on.

but yeah. mostly because lazy. and moronic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Did your car get smashed?
Did you do a full risk assessment on the state of the tree?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

no, car is fine, albeit slightly leafy
the trees are in good nick, big solid things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Do we know if it made a sound or not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I imagine it did.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I've siad it before, and i'll say it again.
I've never not had what was supposed to be 'hottest summer on record' and i've never not had the 'coldest winter on record'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

The coldest winter on "record"
was 1982/1983.

So, you haven't had that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

OH GOD THE DOUBLE NEGATIVES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Every time winter gets some wintery weather it's "THE BIG FREEZE"
It's *always* THE BIG FREEZE. It's never a bit chilly.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Despite all the Artic Conditions, i've never seen someone in ASDA carpark skin a bear and wear it's skin for warmth.
I ian't ev
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

You only see that kind of shizzle in Northern Waitrose car parks.
Southerns are too soft, and anyone that shops at Asda wouldn't know what to do with a bear unless it was a prepackaged microwaveable bear with a breaded coating.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

WINTER IS COMING.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I think it hit her static caravan whilst she was inside
so slight sympathy.
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

It's cunt monday
did you not get the memo?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

SLIGHT sympathy
thats it. I mean its not like someone has died.
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

She was put to sleep in a caravan under a tree in 90 mph winds.
It might not be her stupidity at fault, but somebody's certainly is.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Blame the owners, not the breed!

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)