fear of the number 13 is a random one
as is fear of teapots

mine is pretty standard: fear of fucking spiders

i used to be petrified of strange showers, not in people's homes, but in changing rooms, esp the old school kind that look like PRISON. but i've not been near one like that for years, so probably ok now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You don't want to pork a spider?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Why would you want to fuck a spider in the first place?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)

no, fear of them fucking one another
and then BREEDING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Spiders are excellent
natural bug killers, great creatures.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

triskaidekaphobia.
So, you really wouldn't want to see the solar tarantula I got for a primary school science club, then?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

why, does it have 13 legs?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

no, because you are scared of spiders.
So a model of a spider that starts moving if you expose it to sunlight probably isn't going to do your nerves much good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

you've given me goosebumps
and NOT IN A GOOD WAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

That sounds very cool

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)