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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I got banned from B&Q
I walked in and some old bloke in the orange jumpsuit asked me if I wanted decking.
I got the first punch in, but you need to be careful. They're cunts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:46,
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12 years ago)
Oh Jeffery, jeffery, jeffery
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:48,
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He had an excuse, plastered.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:49,
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Well that makes a change from LTI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:52,
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You love it when I say your name
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:53,
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You love it when it's stroked gently.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:55,
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