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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How do you avoid boredom?
Apart from my mother, booze, food, 'film', larping, TV, blogging, music, massive drugs etc.


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:19, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What you doing still up?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:30, Reply)
The other 6 are snoring and he cAnt sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Is this a Little Piggies joke?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)
7 dwarfs
You remember? I bet you saw the original film down at the movies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Steamboat Willie more like - he is at least 107 after all.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:36, Reply)
I heard he ran out of a cinema the other day lest he was run down by a steam train

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Yer, it looked like it was coloured.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)
I heard he went to the doctors after he witnessed his first 'talkie'. Thought there was something wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Gone fucken deaf since.
Oh, the ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)
TGDGI

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Cooking. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Arranging car hire in Larnaka
And redirecting TNT who as always arrived thirty seconds after I went out. Twats.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)

?
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:39, Reply)
I play guitar
Trying to get my head around transpositions for a baritone. Learning old songs with new chords is giving me stress!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)
The guitar, the

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)
You have my admiration.
I tried to learn mouth organ but couldn't get the bending the notes thing.
No need for strkethrough, I done it already.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Well, with some of the things you've listed, but since we're not allowed to talk about them...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Alright you kilburn kunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)
All good ta. How about you? You pop-collared-red-trousered twat. xx

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Yea. Not bad
Had a stinking cold over the weekend, I kept waking up feeling like I was being waterboarded
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)
I've got some orange dungarees you can borrow.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:39, Reply)
You work for B&Q?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:42, Reply)
I'd love a job in the old fart's section
advising young whippersnappers about grouting.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)
I heard he got fired for turning up in a brown coat and insisting on standing behind a counter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Got any Os?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)
I got banned from B&Q
I walked in and some old bloke in the orange jumpsuit asked me if I wanted decking.

I got the first punch in, but you need to be careful. They're cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:46, Reply)
Oh Jeffery, jeffery, jeffery

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)
He had an excuse, plastered.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Well that makes a change from LTI

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:52, Reply)
You love it when I say your name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)
You love it when it's stroked gently.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Haven't got time for it mate.
Always busy. Just sorting out a gig for next week, over in Yorkshire. Anti Nowhere League. Excellent bunch of yobs.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Suppose I ought to answer you.
Much like Pookie, can't remember being bored.
Is it an internal condition?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Internal lols.
Marigold and Vaseline time.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Oi, I'm not into piloting the Starfish Enterprise
thank you very much Gerry.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:58, Reply)
*manly handshakes*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:05, Reply)
Plotting this as starter for dinner party
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1973658/roasted-carrots-with-goats-cheese-and-pomegranate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:06, Reply)
NO FOOD CHAT YOU STUPID FAT BITCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:08, Reply)
She's stalking me batts, she had lunch right next to my office today!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Kill her. I'll give you sound albi.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:11, Reply)
I already tripped her up in front of a bus once

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:11, Reply)
:(
I hope your wife refuses to fuck you ever again now she's done her duty twice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:12, Reply)
Did you go away and have a little think about what to write?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:14, Reply)
Watching family guy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:15, Reply)
I think I prefer American dad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:16, Reply)
I do like a bit of Roger

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:18, Reply)
+ing

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:21, Reply)

bit of

+ing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:21, Reply)
You two should be ashamed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:30, Reply)
No.
Nakers should be quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:37, Reply)
Ssssh little man

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:11, Reply)
He's like a yappy little dog ent he

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:13, Reply)
Nah, you can stroke those
Even battered's calloused right hand doesn't want to go there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:15, Reply)
Looks like vomit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:08, Reply)
Yes. Her face does.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:11, Reply)
I really tried not to be stereotypical.
I clicked your link with an open mind but that image is disgusting and I wouldn't put that stuff in your mouth, let alone my own.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:18, Reply)
Omg man
It looks delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:18, Reply)
From a slug's point of view, I have to agree.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:19, Reply)
I like the look of that
Might cook it myself! As long as there's a meat course in the meal.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:20, Reply)
Will you play THE guitar for your dinner guests?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:22, Reply)
Not one definitive guitar, no.
However, I may play one at a time.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:50, Reply)
Bite yer nails mate.
That's the closest you'll get.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:22, Reply)
You think that a woman who once sucked off Chompy is particular about what she puts in her mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:42, Reply)
I listen to the stooges and black flag

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:23, Reply)
Plummy's here.
Shift change, nite nite xxx
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 23:24, Reply)

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