AltAlt: owned a dog.
Unfortunately living on my own makes this unrealistic unless I paid a dog walker to look after it whilst I'm at work.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have a dog walker for during the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Your wife?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)

She can walk herself
She's back at work full time now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Ah. How much does the walker charge?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)

£6 per walk
I take the dog out morning and night and Mrs Cow is normally in by 4pm. It also helps that my dog is a fucking lazy cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Thats £120 per month sporters
Wouldn't it be cheaper to kill the dog with a hammer?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Probably
Unexpected return full time for the Mrs though, hence having to sort dog walker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Do you bark yourself as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I cannot lie, tangles
It's been RUFF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Speaking of dogs.
Someone on Reddit was saying that they had a dog and a roomba, and found out the hard way that if your dog has an accident and shits on the floor the roomba will proceed to smear it all over your house.

This filled me with mirth.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)