Ooooooh hark at Pigface with his serious 'opinions'
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU BEING SICK MATE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm probably sick
I woke up at 7am (even though I didn't have to) in a good mood. Now I have french toast and blueberries and the feeling isn't dispersing. Fucked up it what it is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Make sick come out your mouth.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

later
right now, tasty breakfast
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

right.
I puked for about 12 hours straight when I was in cyprus, in the end it was like fluroescent yellow goo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

and I once puked on a paramedic
after giving blood. I'm banned from the welsh blood service
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I had food poisoning for about 10 days after a dodgy BBQ. I the end it was black.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

indeed
I was "a bit unwell" after an almost back-street appendectomy (Bradford Royal Infirmary back in the early 90s). They'd stapled me up badly and didn't put a drain on the wound, so a week later the blood clots squeezed my intestine closed and everything went backwards.

Very messy.
(Twangy Rubber, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Last time I vomited it was in the back of my friends car,
And I was so drunk I tried to vomit in to my own hands and it sort of ricocheted out if my hands on to the back of the head of the girl in the front seat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

That's better.
I once tried to puke out my mate's car window, thinking it was open. It wasn't. He wasn't best pleased.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

This but "my dad's car, when I was 17"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

That's textbook, piggers.
I once got up in the middle of the night to go for a piss to find my brother, his girlfriend and his mate all trying to be sick into the same toilet. It was very amusing. Much vomiting on each other. i thought about trying to piss through a gap, but decided best not to.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

You're the best drunk ever.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

In fairness, I once watched a mate precisely fill a pint glass to the brim with puke
without spilling a drop. then put it down and carry on drinking. I've yet to see this bettered.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I don't understand why people can't just get nicely drunk and be satisfied.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

He is in scotland innit
national pass time, he will regale us with tales of his burgeoning smack habit soon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

It's all a massive fraud, you know. He may be in Scotland
but he's not actually Scottish. I don't know why he's been allowed to get away with this for so long.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I realise this
I assume by now he would have gone native
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I met him once, he wasn't even wearing a kilt, the fucking faker.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Its a fucking liberty Krones
Imagine a world where you obtained a nationality that might not be your own...

PC gone mad
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I do have a kilt, though.
I will be wearing it in That London at the start of december if that makes you feel any better?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

This was actually in Shropshire
and the chap concerned was from Leeds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)