I'm in a shit pub with Ladypigs work mates.
Dull dull dull. Pricks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I went in a shit pub too today lets be besht m8s

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Ok. Come save me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I wish I could man. im back by the seaside so I fear the logistics become a problem

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

You're a terrible friend

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

but I'm buying you a beer ot two in London one day, thats a nice thing.
Man, youve changed. I thought I knew you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I'm looking forward to our London outing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

*Something about Stonewall coming to the party*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)

^THIS^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

i'm bored
but at least I'm at home. I should do something constructive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I painted my hall way.
Tomorrow I hang a door. I don't know if I have enough stuff to do to fill the next week and a bit without spending a lot of it drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

i made some larp kit
other than that today I have achieved little. Tomorrow is writers workshop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

I think by Friday I'll be on breakfast cans of Stella.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

did you phone that place?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Yeah.
I got a call back from a guy who had clearly none of my details to hand and got a start date for the 12th, think I might leave it till Monday and phone to confirm. For a company that were initially so formal the whole call seemed a bit like someone had dropped the ball and forgot to ring me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

well good luck with it
is it going to be an awesome job?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Well, no.
But it's a job that leads in to what I wanna be doing, and it's got all the bells and whistles like a van and stuff, so it's good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

then WHOOP!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Maybe you'll get to go around solving mysteries in the van
You'll need a bigger dog though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I suggest you name your door Derek Bentley before you carry out the hanging.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I like you.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Let 'im 'ave it Dav!!!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:41, Reply)

Get really drunk and let them know how you feel.
I can recommend downing a couple of sneaky shots each time you go to the bar as a way to speed up the process.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

I'm Driving.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Bad planning there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I didn't know about it until 5,
She came home and announced that it was Als 30th birthday and then bullied me in to driving.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Funnily enough
my ex came home one night and announced it was "All over".

Bitch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)

At least she told you herself.
Mine bottled it & called one of my best friends and asked him to break the news, which was rather unfair on him.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

It would have hurt less
if I hadn't spent the night on the wagon so I could pick her up after a night out and drive her home, tbh.

The bitch. No wonder I murdered her.

Still, that was a pretty sucky way for yours to do it ffs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

It was unfair on him - she knew his wife was due to give birth anyday, when they'd had problems with the birth of their first. He didn't need the distraction.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Shitty thing to do.
She should have asked me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)