Would, would, would, and finally, would.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Then why don't more men wear it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

because it's women that desperately try to conceal how unattractive they are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I have nothing against women not wearing makeup while they cook and clean.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)

grrr

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Shut yo' ho mouth, get back out on the street and make Daddy mo money

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

*sits back*
*enjoys show*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

It's funny because they *really* think they're equal!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

it's cute because you boys talk like you are real humans

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I do nothing of the sort. How dare you?

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

And because no matter how much they protest, they really *are* ruled by their testicles
and any woman who knows how can make any man do what she wants.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Yeah, we let you think that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Not this one!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

My testicles really don't rule anything other than my desire
to find pants that stop them sticking to my legs. My penis, on the other hand, is really quite demanding.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)

emandisgust
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Obviously I prefer it reapplied when my dinner is served.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

i am buying arsenic
or maybe Ricin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Make sure you don't overcook it, I like it steamed and fluffy. And get some wild to mix it up a bit this time. Long grain is a bit boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

all this crowing about it being a womans world.
You don't see men painting their faces and wearing uncomfortable clothes/shoes to make them sexually attractive. Queeny gays are practically women too before we "go there".

It's a mans world. Deal.

All them empowering songs about feminism... Wrote by men.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)