Fuck me, Stibbins is dull.
Halloween will soon be over then we can all look forward to 'people getting angry because someone on the telly isn't wearing a poppy season. What are you looking forward to?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:08, 75 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not wearing a poppy.
Come on guys is was like a million years ago.

Lest we...

erm...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Christmas.
For the first time in about 25 years.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Having someone to do it all for
makes the difference
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

I think its nice youre looking forward to it cos of your kid. well done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

The 3rd anniversary of my ex-wife's gruesome murder.
Or is it the 4th? Fuck me my memory's getting terrible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Alright Professor Kenny Martin.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

You hypocritical cunt. You claimed I should have been stepped for making that accusation.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

upset ^^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Heh. Not in the slightest old chap. Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Yer, smashing. No fucking kids have knocked on the door for at least an hour and I'm on call tonight.
Might go down the pub.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)

This thread's replies getting into double figures.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

It was a bit of an anti-climax to be honest.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

this weekend
where I will be dressed like a tramp, eating squirrel, shooting some chumps and getting drunk. YEAH
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Pub quiz in an hour's time.
Holiday starting Sunday..
I'll wear a poppy but then I was in the war.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

having a day off in a couple of weeks. a long weekend. and a lie in on Saturday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Have you noticed that apart from Geordie
we're all bats.
Edit. Oh and Froggy.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

its just me and jay, out in the cold as usual.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Aw shame.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I might buy an icon in a minute so im cool like you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

otherwise you're just like stibbins

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

It'll take more than an icon m8y

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Oh no you di'ent!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Well I meant cool as in having an icon like you, not cool like you as in you being the best one on here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

<s>best<s> suitable insult</s></s>
Fuck I always forget it won't do it on the subject line
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Good effort though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Nah, Halloween is nearly over.
I'm a freetard and proud.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

I'm looking forward to this weekend
I'm getting some limited edition seasonal Rekordlig, some new horrors and good food with the other half.

In fact, I look forward to every weekend.

Christmas too, even though he hates it and isn't partaking (he is, he just doesn't know yet).
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)

See what that Froggy's done now.
Blackballed you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Best 50p I've spent to be in with the get along gang.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

POW! ICON !!!!!!!!11111!!1!1!!1

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)

woah!
now do something entertaining for the next half hour before I go out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I dunno how to do entertaining. I'm good at being dull though if that helps?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

eh, anything that passes the time I suppose

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I pass the time by posting stuff on the internet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)

i'm bored of doing that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

It's been hard work today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

uh
tell me a story

I can't leave for 15 minutes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Once my friend went a bit mad, because of drugs mainly. He disappeared one night, and his father and a vicar came into the local pub to ask if we had seen him.
I found him in a tunnel down the beach covered in sick with a broken arm.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)

that was mean of you to be sick on him

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I was worried

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)

And break his arm.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

He shouldn't have run off, the boy needed discipline.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

and less arms

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

And putting in a tunnel. It was all part of my recovery programme for him. I am a dr. Well I was, before some chump nicked me name.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

fewer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)

What will your permanent one be?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Dunno what there is?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

The latest one only flashes up when you post something
ball achingly tedious. It's called the stibbins.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Lol I will have that one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Death.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Quizzin time now so have a good evening chums.
Ahm oot.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Bye bye edjy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

WELL THIS IS GOOD.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Bill Bailey's an unfunny prick.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

So is Bill Turnbull

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Yo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)

innit
My hamster is clambering on me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I can't work out if it's nice, odd or gay that you have a hamster.
Because I'm not in the mood for being a cunt, I think it's nice. What's it called?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Grace.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Why hamsters? Have you always had them or summink?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

they make great pets
Low maintenance, very friendly, cute and chicks dig them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)

They don't last long though do they?
My mates sister has them. She's had about ten, all called hammy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:03, Reply)

about two and a half years

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Ah, that's alright then. I had fish, they all died eventually but the last one went on for six fucking years.
Had to look after that little bastard for ages before I could finally get rid of the tank.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

that final fish despised you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Nah he was a good chap. He let you feed him by hand.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Grace does the same.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

I wouldn't meet you but Grace sounds alright.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

she is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Just try not to shag her eh? There's a good chap.
I'm off, peace out mofo.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)

o i
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Libertieeeesss!!!!!
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 0:54, Reply)