Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So is Off Topic completely dead now, then?Only the last thread to get more than a hundred replies was started three days ago.
Alt: shit off, &c.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:37,
100 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
Weekend innit. Always slow Friday Saturday Sunday.
I imagine it's because people Doss off work early Friday and spend time with their loved ones.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:18,
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I managed to get more than 100 posts without saying anything.Bring back Monty I say
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Peej, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:02,
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God I miss him. I miss him so hard. I miss him like a lion misses his mate in the syrengetti. I miss him like an english rose misses the kiss of rain from an indian summer. I miss him like....like..... I don't know, I just want him back. Back for good.Whatever I said whatever I did I didn't mean it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:09,
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^^^Ghey^^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:14,
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I'm not saying I want to suck his cock.... but if he was a chick, i'd totally be up for getting herpies off him.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:19,
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Looking at Monty you would deffo catch scabies off him(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:21,
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I always thought Shingles was something pirates traded.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:58,
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Maybe it's because people start a thread then fuck offNot bothering to reply to the replies, just saying.
PS alright Vadge?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:12,
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No thanks Weepee.....I'm not that hungry
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:15,
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Lol. How are ya?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:37,
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Tip top TaAny joy on the job front?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:38,
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Accepted a job starting on the 12th.Relieved as fuck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:40,
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All that training as a fluffer behind the bike shedshas paid off then
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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it's hardly like the place is worth it, is it?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 7:29,
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Better than going in dryJust saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:23,
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Looks at Doc Frog *droops*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:34,
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But I just got here(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:37,
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there, there on the stair, right there(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:45,
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Ball's fucking deep or nowt at all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:47,
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apart from the wobbly dog song(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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it all appears to be tacky as fuck. I wish I was dead.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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Please ensure you delete your account first(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:32,
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I will do it after. not after the film, after im dead. Hopefully before the end of the film. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:38,
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Grease represents everything that is wrong with the world(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:39,
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Alright nakkers (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:41,
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I'm gonna be honest, I'm fucked off wee peeFucked right off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:42,
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^^^ needy prick ^^^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:46,
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Ha! I'm ove it nowBut DIY can get to fuck
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:47,
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I fixed a washing machine, as I am a man.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:48,
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Did your floppy hair keep getting in the way?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:50,
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Yeah I could hardly aim my spunk in your mums eyes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:53,
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^ limp wristed ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:56,
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Correct old chum. I think it's those pesky Americans (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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We long ago established that all musical are 'fucking gash' And this ones continued popularity despite a weak story line, poor acting and wobbly sets really highlights it as a paragon of its pathetic genre
Edit: turns out paragon isn't really a word *shrug*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:45,
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Watching a musical will not make me like them. I don't watch them as I already know they are ballsack.But try telling that to people who think they can convert you, morons innit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:47,
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HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THE WORDS, TUNE AND DANCE MOVES TO AN IMROMPTUE SONG?!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:49,
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It's near constant dancing, for hours, but they never tire? Are they robots?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:51,
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They are like programmed 'big trax' but without being cool, fun or having guns.Essentially moving to pre programmed positions in the most boring manner possible.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:56,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:58,
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eeewwwwwwwwww(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:02,
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It will have happened. How life being unemployed and single? Getting any comfort sex from your ex to help you deal with your massive life failures?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:09,
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Statement of fact. You deviant slut. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:07,
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well yeahthat goes without saying.
the deviant slut bit, I mean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:09,
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paragon is a word you just used it in totally the wrong context sweetheart
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:03,
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I knew it!I'm a little drunk and confused tbh.
Alright treacle?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:07,
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hello gorgeous I'm good, been poorly sick all weekend, but bit better today. the bloke is looking after me. how is the bump?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:09,
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as a wise man once said,if the arts were a family, musicals would be the pervy uncle who'd want to sit you on his lap and play horsey
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:12,
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I like it's no nonsense attitude to grimy Sex and gibberish (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:41,
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I want everyone involved in its production, distribution and marketing to be killed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:42,
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I like it when they comb their hair to look cool.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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Starting with Battered amirite?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:44,
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All my genocidal fantasies start with battered(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:47,
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+& my wet dreams(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:53,
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What's got you so fucked off? DID woes?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:15,
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I accidently a new iPad three weeks in a row, but one of them I sent back so doesn't count.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:04,
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Ate? Shat on? Fucked? Made sole executer of your estate?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:08,
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knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 21:02,
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Accidentally what? Shat on them I guess. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:08,
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I'm watching countryfile I'm a bit dissapointed TBHI thought it was a program about people that wanted to rape Al
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:12,
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Probably better than grease. Mercifully the sound has been muted for a moment.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:13,
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strap on a pair and tell her to change the channel then or him. gaylord.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:20,
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It's okay, one foot in the grave is on now. You should watch that for tips for your 'shitcom'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:25,
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you should shove your iPad down your cockend and shit out your boyfriend (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:26,
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I don't have a boyfriend :(((((((((((I do have an ipad though, I use it to google 'bearded ladies'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:27,
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I know a girl that can grow a full beard She shaves daily and everything.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:29,
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How to make a jumbo jet engine is a lot more dull than it ought to be. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:16,
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I avoided that programThe Birmingham accents would be a bit off putting
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:18,
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They really are. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:23,
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