went up to Birmingham this weekend
Had several pints, A bottle of wine, couple more pints, back to my brothers for more wine and some more herbal relaxant.

A cracking evening, we played Cards Against Humanity and revealed once more we're all sick bastards who are going to Hell.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Card played: "In Disney's new Lifetime move, Hannah Montana struggles with _________ for the first time"
And the answers to choose from were
Date Rape
Mouth Herpes
AIDS
A robust mongoloid
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

E.
All of the above
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)

i have just ordered a box of these for my weekend away this weekend

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)

make sure you get the UK edition
Less "who the fuck is that"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

i did indeed
and the new bridget jones. had to pay extra to have them delivered tomorrow, because I am impatient. if waterstones hadn't fucking closed down, this would never have happened.

#save the fucking high street
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Amazon Prime for the win

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Innit.
If it's not food or booze, there's no point in having a shop for it. Vive la revolution.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:02, Reply)

yeah yeah
that's JUST the same as the tangible pleasure of wandering around a bookshop for an hour, getting lost in pages and finding new authors and new worlds that you never knew existed. only illiterate plebs would think otherwise.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Sounds well boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:06, Reply)

YOU sound well boring

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I AM well boring. Just ask Battered.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:07, Reply)

he might need to wear a wig
but that does not make him a judge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Grey hair yes, bald no.
Well, not yet. It will probably happen sooner or later.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)

you don't have to be bald to need a wig
just have really shit hair
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:14, Reply)

You'd know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

well yeah
I've met you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Jimmy Savile

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:06, Reply)