Nah, I'm good.
I think Battered and Dozer would enjoy a good 'hate fuck', before arguing about which one is right about everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

battered would have to take it
those hamsters have clawed dozer's barking spider into a rabbit hole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)

As he's considerably smaller than Dozer, he would have to kneel on a chair.
Mindbleach time.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

i thought they were equally vertically challenged?
we're all the same lying down anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Dunno like
East West breast and all that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)

er, whut??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Lie on your back
Tits disappear into armpits = east west breast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:43, Reply)

urgh!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

That could work with Battered's 'mushroom cap minus stalk' penis.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

poncho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)