I'm awash with new office madness.
I have no desire whatsoever to fire a gun.

alt. Im having apples and Belvita biscuits. Pity me :(
We have our own office kitchen now so I can see my health kick descending into a microwave meal extravaganza.
Fuck Veggie Tuesday, Im having some diced beef this eve.

altalt. I practically am a counsellor to some mates. I couldn't be arsed solving people's non issues all day.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I bet you've had a few pistols go off in your hands!!!??!??!
AMIRITE?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Cocked and loaded

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Hold the front page
Nostradamus has returned!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I could've predicted that!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I for one welcome our lumbering, monopedal overlord.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Don't forget "drunk"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Well, it is after nine, I suppose.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)