BLOOBLOOBLOO
I'm outta here.

alt. Shit off

altalt. What firework fun have you had?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:53, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bye.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

wait are you even gonna reply to anything here,
dont want to commit only to be let down
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Not very civil is it?
For firework fun, the cat is hiding behind the kitchen door.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Worst flounce ever.
Alt: you first
AltAlt:prying the dog off the ceiling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I wasn't flouncing. Honest guv.
Im not *that* gay
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:53, Reply)

is saw lots from my house
but I'm too tired to go out, even though i'm making jam. I don't want to make jam, I just have to or all the apples turn to stinky bad apples
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Don't the piggies eat apples?
Also, stick them in the freezer, then if you get snow, paint them white and chuck them at people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)

they eat apples, but not this many
I have 2 trees - it's almost the last lot from the 2nd tree. SHould have made more really, lots went to waste.

my hands smell of stinky apples
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I imagine they've smelled of worse things than that before.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

yeah
footling round in the guts of rotting roadkill does take quite a bit of soap to get off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)

CIDER!
Buy a press - you don't need a big one -

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&ved=0CGEQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vigopresses.co.uk%2F&ei=bFR5UrHEBKK57Aa0w4HICQ&usg=AFQjCNE3mLELAd9QNL_Dr4oe6WZhu1LbLg&bvm=bv.55980276,d.ZGU

My neighbour has been doing this for years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)

tempting
I might look into it next year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)

We've got loads of apple trees across the back of the houses
He mucks about with the recipe and frankly I suspect it all tastes foul but we scoff it on high days and holidays to widely differing effects.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Plenty fireworks going off outside the house.
All the benefits of seeing controlled multi-coloured explosions with none of the tedious standing around in the cold freezing your fucking arse off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I can see for miles and miles and miles and...
It's colourful and luckily someone else is paying for it.

Y'right, DG?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)

It's stars! Stars all the way down!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Aye, not bad.
Work's going OK so can't complain, y'know? How's sunny Bradford?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

It's been a while so work is...?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Information and communication for a voluntary organisation.
Interim role at the moment until they get their funding sorted, then potentially permanent (although it'll be an open recruitment process).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Sounds good for you - hope it works

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

So do I.
Bit different to my recent line of work but it's varied and I'm enjoying it so fingers crossed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Gazzed

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Not having to admit any stupid cunts who've been dicking about with fireworks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Dont like Halloween usernames.
Don't like fireworks.
Probably don't like Christmas.

Poor lad.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:57, Reply)

I like fireworks, but not stupid cunts who dick about with them.
I spent five years working on a burns unit. I've seen LOTS of stupid cunts with fireworks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)

I see your point.
Thick chavs mainly.

I got chased home by them as a kid. :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Alright shit sticks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Left me fuckin mobile at work haven't I :(
I feel limbless.

Waiting for Beirut to die down too so I can let the cat out.

Boring evening all round?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:54, Reply)

We had a cracking view from our office in Old Trafford of all the fireworks for miles around
and didn't have to mingle with students, chavs or kids!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 21:56, Reply)