you live in folkstone
you lose
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

You live in a flat. You can't spell Folkestone. You are a bulbous queer paraplegic with floppy hair and a loose anus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)

it's a duplex actually

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Christ. Things are worse than I had imagined.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)

actually i'm not sure that's what I mean, it has two floors is what I mean
anyway flats are the fucking norm in landann
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Yes they are the norm for people who live in London and can't afford houses.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)

A council maisonette

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Maisonette taht's it
ain't ex council though mate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Well, no it's not ex-council.
It's council.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)

haha
it's funny cos you live in thr blasted north where we londoners could buy an entire street for change
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

You couldn't afford to buy my street.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)

do you live in Leeds or York, I forget

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)

York.
Speaking of Leeds tho, I took a detour through Holbeck this morning.

Jesus H Christ. Bars on ground floor windows and front doors. Apart it's 'worse than Armley' these days.

I haven't seen that sort of rough in ages.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)

go a bit further south into Beeston, it'll open your eyes
or anywhere on the east side, pretty much the whole of it is a shit-tip

there are loads of parks that are dodgy at night-time, but Cross Flatts Park in Beeston is the only park where I felt unsafe walking around in broad daylight
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)

No thanks.
I'll stick to Holgate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)

oh, go on
it'd be like, an authentic urban experience, yah, and you could organise an ironic charity rave in a burnt-out carpet factory or something
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)

You're getting me mixed up with Nakers
I'm no hooray Henry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:54, Reply)

I essentially live in a maisonette type arrangement, as a lot of my house is unused due to me living in a large spacious 3 bedroom place on my own.
Tough times innit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

you are definitely the winner; living alone, rattling about in a house that's too big for you while the wind whistles through the rotting window frames and
and the photo of your ex that you just can't throw away looks down mockingly from the mantle piece into your under furnished living room
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)

No it's all good akshully mate. You're right though, them windows at the back need doing.
However, as far as the ex etc goes, there is a wealth of salacious gossip that would shock and amaze you, but I'm not telling you, as you are a lumbering technical sportswear bejacketed fluffer on a porn set for a shoot staring YM.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I DO NOT dress in sports wear
i wouldn't wanna be your ex with your stalking skills
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)

More bullshitting skills than stalking I'm afraid :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)

In pink trousers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I DO have some pink trousers
I wore them yesterday in fact...gonna get some nice emerald green ones I reckon.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)

It's funny that on here I think you're a funny, decent chap
But I'd only have to take one look at you in real life to know you're a cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)

With you on dat one yo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)

But he's still the best one here. Sad times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)

:)
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:01, Reply)

I only really think the first bit :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)

everyones loves me really, they jsut get scared

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I like everyone because I'm naïve and trusting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)

naive turgid

+ h
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)

It's a click from me!
/Battered and his massive, overweening 'personality' disorder.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)

quiet bedsit boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Hi Harters!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)