Are you fucking mad?
since when has any massively overhyped social media site done anything other than bomb on the stock market? $18 billion? for something without a seriously viable earnings stream? you might as well float my cock on the stock market with a value of $18b.

The only chance at all of making money on twitter shares is if someone bigger buys it instantly, and that's not likely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*buys shares in badger's cock*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I tell you what, it's got a fuck sight more viable business model than twitter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

It is also limited to 140 characters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)

And it gives cows TB.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

*fears*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

#fears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Google would have bought it a couple of years ago if there was the potential to make decent money out of it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Pretty much what I thought. I think the buy and sell in minutes in no way will apply here.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)