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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tempted?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24843664
Think potential to make a quick few quid or what, chums?
What last tempted you?
Alt, I may be working for a few weeks in Wrexham next month, the place sounds shit. May be right up to or over Crimbo. Would you consider working Crimbo or are you into all that stuff? Is it too early for Crimbo threads?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:16, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Anyone who says "Chrimbo" needs to be shot.
It's "Chrissie".

I am tempted to relearn French.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I picked up the habit of saying 'Crimbo' from watching Brookside.
Apologies. Another language is good, I can make myself vaguely understood in French. I also speak GCSE Scouse.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)
I only have my schoolboy French. I'd like to take Mrs V to Paris and impress her by discussing poetry with the locals.
Sadly I've given up smoking, however, but I'll buy some red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Make sure she cultivates her bodily hair for the full Gallic experience.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Le hubba-hubba lollez

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Isn't it pronounced 'eczema'?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
No you're thinking of shingles.
Pr. "shan-gle"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)
I knew a man Pr-shangles
and he'd dance for you in worn out shoes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)
lol povvo

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
You won't make a quick few quid from Twitter shares; the company is overvalued - the price: earnings ratio is wonky.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)
or what he said ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)
"wonky" is a polite way of putting "fucked into a cocked hat"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Twitter shares will most likely drop below that
You'd have to be a proper investor to make any cash by buying/selling in minutes when the rush happens
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Or hold on for the long term
Facepage shares dropped by about 40% on the day after launch but are now trading at $50 per share.... not a quick buck. The profit margin is in the users details.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Are you fucking mad?
since when has any massively overhyped social media site done anything other than bomb on the stock market? $18 billion? for something without a seriously viable earnings stream? you might as well float my cock on the stock market with a value of $18b.

The only chance at all of making money on twitter shares is if someone bigger buys it instantly, and that's not likely.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)
*buys shares in badger's cock*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I tell you what, it's got a fuck sight more viable business model than twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)
It is also limited to 140 characters

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)
And it gives cows TB.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)
#fears

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Google would have bought it a couple of years ago if there was the potential to make decent money out of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Pretty much what I thought. I think the buy and sell in minutes in no way will apply here.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Oh Great Michael Heseltine just arrived.
My day just got worse
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)
??
Also, transfusion?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Well the first one is self explanatory. Michael Heseltine has just arrived
Transfusion as in my post on Lustys facebook? Have you not been subjected to my award winning QOTW post?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I have not, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Enjoy!
b3ta.com/questions/matron/post660624
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Still can't see why they won't take my blood?
Unless they are admitting they may have given me HIV or hepatitis and if thats the case why wasn't I warned of the risk.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)
The carrots keep getting stuck in the bag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Is je still alive? Christ.
I met him about 15 years ago, I was involved with my tenants' group and for some reason he was here on a meet the local peasants tour. Had lunch with the Tarzan haired git,sadly to say he was polite, interesting and charming. Tory wanker.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Apparently so.
Funnily enough as he arrived several people asked the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)
He's no Norman Tebbit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:44, Reply)
never bought shares,
all seems a bit scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)
it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I have never worked at Xmas and never intend to because I'm too busy getting mashed on eggnog and mulled wine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)
POTD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:43, Reply)
well no, it isn't really, is it?
Hold up yo, I'll gaz Napoleon and ask him if it's clickworthy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Alright Dozer, alright Toadface.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Yo BP! How's it going?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Finally thrown the fucking cold I had it was truly awful.
Yeah good man, just got a few jobs on photowise which should be ok. Enjoyable ones too. What ate you on with?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I have no idea what ate I on with.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)
A plate?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Oh yeah that's what ate I on with.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:59, Reply)
My flatmate has started paying back the money she owes me.
With a fistful of fifties. Regardless of anything else, the girl's got style. I am attempting to suppress the urge to go out and spend it all, as it'll cover the utility bill I got through the door the other day. Even so, I might go to the corner shop, just so that I can buy a can of pop with a big pink fiddy and then say "no" when asked if I have anything smaller.

Like a baws.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:44, Reply)
haha!
Watch them scrutinise it then turn you down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Nobody prints fake fifties, it's a myth.
It's pound coins you've got to watch out for. Millions of fakes in circulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Make sure you start on the can of pop before you get the £50 out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I got a few last week in some change
They worked in our vendies machine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Liar
You can't get change in the form of a £50 note and vending machines don't take them!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Typical paki prick

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)
lols all round chaps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I like buying a round in the local at home with a £50 so everyone knows I'm a big player in that London with me 'career' and all me nice coats too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)
And your silver 1998 diesel Astra.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
1.6 litres of petrol driven sex on wheels. From 2001.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Sozzles, didn't realise you were in the Big Leagues.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I hope to upgrade to an even older car one day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
You should mate, it'll make you friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I have seen the kudos you have attained and wish for a similar level myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I love my car.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I love your car. I'm a mechaphile and I'm going to have a wank over the spotlights.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Top ten Transformers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Hang on to it.
In 2 years, problem solved.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
It's getting 'classic-er' by the day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
what you need is a clapped out mark 2 golf
then people will know you have arrived
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I had one. I miss it. I liked the old school switch for the lights.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
except that you won't ever arrive
"sorry, i'm still stranded on the side of the m25..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Like they can move quickly enough to join a motorway

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)
sadly, this never stops them
they bimble along on motorways and A roads with the real cars and then break down and hold us all up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)
* does smug fellow Merc driver nod*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Mercs were phenomenal cars in the late Eighties.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I would like a 190 cosworth if I am honest

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Is it true you had to have extra heaters installed in the seats as the standard ones weren't enough to heat even one cheek of your huge fat arse?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
do you know what an slk looks like?
you can't get in those bucket seats if you're packing ass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Yes I have seen yours.
When you're driving there are three 'buckets' in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Driver, passenger, cum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
^tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)
alt: yeah, because they'll hear you coming from 3 streets away in the nasty noisy thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
has she been stripping?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:51, Reply)
You know, oddly enough, she was pressured to start doing that by her stripper flatmates last year.
She didn't do it then, so I have no reason to suspect she'd start now. Apparently she just took out a wedge of fifties. I've never done that, I've always got twenties from the hole-in-the-wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Only time I've ever had 50s is when I have taken more than a grand out of the bank

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I've never had a £50 note

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Povvo
I'm Cornish and I've had loads
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Just never happened to have one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)
they dont ship them up to the North East
it would collapse the housing market
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Moaty would make a tent out of them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
You're getting confused again.
Pasties are the things you put in your mouth, £50 notes are the things you've never seen.
/Harsh Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Due to me being very shit at banks
During my time at Uni I used to be able to get my loan and grant cheques made to cash by the burser. I would always ask for it in 50's then go and pay my landlord...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I bought bugle with fifties once, then realised we had nowt to toot it with and had to borrow a nore.
Suitably ashamed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR ACCORD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
It was only an 1/8 oz which was 3 fifties still embarrassing.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
£150 for 3.5g?
That's a bit lumpy. £10 a gram in London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
apparently

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)
So I've heard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Not to be sniffed at, prices like that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Back in the day about 60 a gram. Yrah it' s cheaper now as are all class As, the first ecstasy I ever bought, 1989
was 25 fucking quid! Doves, if anyone remembers them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
remember them well.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
when my dad flogged the house in spain, a big chunk of it was cash
he had a load of 500 euro notes. known locally as "bin ladens" because everybody'd heard of them, but nobody'd ever seen one.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
"sold" the "house"
He was whoring out his little pink sixpence and you know it!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
why must you judge everyone by your own standards?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
It's not my fault he is a manwhore.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Bloke who bought my MG off me 4 years ago
paid in cash, in Clydesdale bank fifties.

I swear, they don't look real. And they are green. I was fucking shitting it until I got to a bank that they were fake.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Never accept jock money.
It's a bastard to get rid of. No one wants it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)
McPounds
Worst of all the pounds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
All the oil they fry it in leaves a horrible gunky residue in your wallet an' all.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
And you can't spend them before 10:30

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
They come covered in Soss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Just like YM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I gave a jock fiver to charity cos I couldn't get rid of the fucking thing.
And I HATE giving to charity.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
That's funny because I hate Jocks.
And the Irish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
+ Chinese.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)
And the Indians.
and the fucking Polish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)
And Somalians.
Fucking fiveheads.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Or "pseudo blacks" as I like to call them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Yeah, but I live in Jockland
it makes it somewhat harder to refuse, what with that being what the banks give you.

Plus, the thought of wandering around with that many thousands of pounds in cold hard cash gave me a full DC, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Holy wallet strain!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)
dont they also print a proper shoddy looking £100 note

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
ah so she is turning tricks then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)
As long as she don't invite clients up to the gaff I'm cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
what if she decides to slip you a roofie and sell you as well

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)
she wouldn't get 5 francs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Stunned's right, I'm ruined.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Wallpaper? Fucking decorators.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Is it 24th December?
If not then it's TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR XMAS THREADS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Yes, it is 24th December.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I think you're lying to me.
:(
Why would you lie to me about something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Sorry pal, maybe I'm wrong. My car thinks it's 01/01/1997 so you can see i may get confused.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)
May I sign up for your newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I was last tempted by an offer from a 'start-up' company
Looked really good but something wasn't quite right - couldn't put my finger on it but I declined. Good job I did. Principal fucked off with the advance payments and the grant money and left the poor office grunts locked out and unpaid.
I have lots of holiday to take befor eth end of the year so I won't be working* at Xmas.

*cue 'clockwatcher' etc comments from the usual suspects
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I have four weeks holiday which I'm getting paid for at Xmas. IN CASH.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)
The original start of FAME wasnt quite as catchy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I liled tje little dumpy red sea pedestrian in that show. Doris. Rough as fuck but I would have.
Actually hated the show though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)

l
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I really enjoy Christmas.
Though I might have to tone it down now I've got diabetes and gout.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I'm Stunned at this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Have you been caught on the black foot?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Bang to rights
I haven't got a leg to stand on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Haha. Cunts.
Nothing wrong with my legs.

Ahh fookin luv Xmas, mee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I like the bit where you deliberately buy someone a shit present and watch them try to pretend it's alright.
It's deliciously awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I like the bit where you bang your hot cousin when she has passed out....erm...

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:58, Reply)
*buys toadface a balloon on a stick*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:59, Reply)
'er...yeah...no...erm, thanks, no, no I haven't already got one....'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)
*buys toadface the aids virus*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:03, Reply)
GOT! Hope you kept the receipt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:04, Reply)
So it' salad and water then? Ace.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I was going to say
Plenty of Christmas pudding and gallons of Port
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)

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