I was wondering where the new posts were
then I realised people are talking about Swipey's sex life.

Again.

You folks need to get your own.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

me and ladypig started having sex again after a pretty long dry spell,
we can talk about that if you prefer?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:16, Reply)

You spit on it first?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:16, Reply)

no.
she got this lube stuff though, but we didn't use it because it smelt funny.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:17, Reply)

i used to think "if you need lube, you don't need sex"
but I've been converted recently
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Difficult brown?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:19, Reply)

no
it smells/tastes nice, is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I read this as your anus being like an offcolour windsock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:21, Reply)

poop chute

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I don't need to know the culinary exploits of your balloon knot, thanks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:21, Reply)

urgh, i didn't put it up my arse
what kind of a pervert do you think I AM?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)

well it would certainly make a change from Rory et al typing so hard they chafe.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:18, Reply)

well, i think it was the stress of me being out of work,
and she's been going through a big change at work with new computer system that hasn't been optimised properly for large print so she can't read it and everyone was being a cunt about it, but now it's resolved and i've got work next week so it's cool.
I hadn't realised how stressed and depressed i was until this job came through and it was like a weight lifted.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Well Im pleased your drought and worries are diminishing :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)