what? no!
some of my friends from school and I are going for a weekend of drinking and playing singstar and the ones who are married will talk about their kids and the ones who aren't will talk about their sex lives.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you going to talk about your diet then?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I imagine she'll just bang on incessantly about how chompy still hasn't apologised.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)

yer because this place gets 2 seconds of thought in real life
it's a cottage, not a yurt. i won't be wandering around wide-eyed remembering the magic of that there technology.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Humour me and say it's lezza stuff.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)

yes, ok
we will start off by comparing breast sizes and reassuring each other that we are all gorgeous, then it will move onto bikini waxes, and a discussion about full, strip or shaven haven, before we start whacking each other with pillows.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)

You don' t know how happy you have made B3ta users.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Back in a minute

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:34, Reply)