I have gin, an erection and some Cheetos
What have you got?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:29, 54 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A ball gag, lube, a plastic sheeted room and YM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Oh man that's tonight? I thought it was next week : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Every Friday in November is my turn on the rota.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Man you are going to be RIDDLED by December

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Only just got the all clear from last year.
I'm a glutton for punishment, but your mum is such a mucky cow it's totally worth it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Sporter's wife is my mum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Sporters is your dad?
NAKED COW
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)

A night of high-end gaming on my own and work tomorrow.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Do you ever want to just quietly add an air bubble into people's drips?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:36, Reply)

I went no-where near Boyce when he was brought in after that fatal overdose!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Old Hoover snout finally clogged up his cyclone eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Piss, pills, powder and pakistani blowjobs eventually did for him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)

It's how he would've wanted to go

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)

So when are you meeting SportsCow?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:19, Reply)

4983 texts left this month
Does that count?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:42, Reply)

I can't believe you've already texted your ex 17 times this month

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:44, Reply)

TTJ
Evening BS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:51, Reply)

Alright harters
You properly re-employed yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Yes and yet no
I'm still looking for the right one to come along, what I'm doing at the moment is a huge step back both monetary and career wise, still at least I'm paying the bills
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Soz to hear that I had a thought you'd got back on track, still these things take time I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:08, Reply)

I'm a glass half full type of guy
things could be a lot worse, talking of which how's the new job panning out for you? Any regrets? Any massive perks?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:17, Reply)

Perks are pay and location
Regrets...none.

I always make the best of things, you get out what you put in etc etc blah blah
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:20, Reply)

My mum said you put very little in and..........wait......damn.....FORGET IT OK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:21, Reply)

Aww man! Only 3828

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)

£8 credit!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)

^ renter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Povvo^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Gay as you go

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)

there is nothing wrong with being scared of commitment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Fuck that contract shit, cunts want to speak to me when I m out, cunts can phone ME.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Yeah, but nobody actually likes you enough to phone you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:19, Reply)

And that's why I save a fucking fortune.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:21, Reply)

Evening AB what you doing haunting the darker corners of /ot at this time of night?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:22, Reply)

I am fucking working tomorrow. Hence no booze.
Next seven days I'll be working 5 12 hour shifts and trying to complete TWO pieces of college wrk for this fucking course they've got me on.

I may very well plead Having A Hard Time Of It Lately to try and get an extension on the college work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:43, Reply)

Who knew that being a fluffer at the sperm clinic would be that intensive?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:49, Reply)

^ fat wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)

a letter from C & G telling me how much my mortgage is going down to.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Less than mine?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:03, Reply)

dunno, prob not
A substantial drop though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Good stuff though. More money for drugs and records innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:05, Reply)

considerably more disposable income, yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Dispose up your nose.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:06, Reply)

For what reason, rate change?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:09, Reply)

rate sex
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:33, Reply)

Is she a bloke now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:47, Reply)

A ginger Fatima Whitbread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 0:02, Reply)

I bet you really ment to say Speedos not Cheetos

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:24, Reply)

A pocket full of bullets and a blueprint of the school.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:26, Reply)

I'm sure that can wait till Monday

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:30, Reply)

i don't like em

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:31, Reply)

Tell me why

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:31, Reply)

I blame the blacks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:46, Reply)

Is that why once they got out of the school they said you'll never go back?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:50, Reply)

one hand in my pocket and the other one is giving a high five

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 2:22, Reply)