I JUST GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF MY FAVOURITE RED ROSES AND CHOCOLATES
this has made my day nice and sparkly. what has made your day good?

alt: what was the last thing you did to make someone else's day good?

altalt: why are you such a curmudgeonly old misery?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:04, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's monday and I haven't slept in a week. There is nothing on the face of this earth that could make my day good.
alt: I played peekaboo with minibadger, which seems to make her extremely happy

altalt: because you touch yourself at night.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:09, Reply)

that'll teach you to wear a condom
or at least ear plugs

altalt: keep your fantasies to yourself, ta....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)

It's got nowt to do with minibadger.
Well, tangentially I suppose it has. I've just been ill and unable to sleep.

altalt: Nowt to do with fantasies, mine or otherwise. Absolute statement of fact, innit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

no
i'm too tired at night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah there is
I reckon your alt answer could.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

It'll be her bedtime before I get home from work.
Stupid work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:21, Reply)

That sucks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

also I've got to go to Swindon for 10 minutes on weds
That means flying down Tues night and flying back weds night. For 10 fucking minutes.

Fucking Swindon, seriously. If there wasn't potentially £300k in it, it can fuck right off. Even for that much, I'm not sure I can be arsed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Swindon.
Poor you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Because I have a fucking cold and fucking colds are shit.
It's not even like they have a fucking biological purpose - they just turn up, make you feel like shit, and fuck off again. They're crap.

They're like wasps, or something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:12, Reply)

badger will probably piss all over this
but I read an article in the paper once that said colds are quite good from time to time, as they give your immune system a kick up the arse. if you never get ill, you might well succumb to something nastier further down the line.

you know what? just reading it back makes it look like bollocks, no idea how someone made an entire article out of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)

The forrins have a saying about lots of little illnesses - long happy life, never ill, die in fire or something.
Colds are still crap -they only kill riddlers.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)

No, I think this is roughly how the immune system works

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Nah, that's more or less correct

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

They serve the basest biological purpose.
Their own survival, proliferation and perpetuation. They are also well fucking good at it. Don't even kill their hosts. Textbook virusing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

virusing being a cunting.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

that too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:25, Reply)

If it weren't for colds, Tom Cruise would be the only human left after Martians invade.
We owe them a huge debt.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Stop beakering please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:14, Reply)

well, say something more interesting
go on, I dare you...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

He just did

( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Afternoon Battered.
What's beakering? Something to do with Tracy?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Mememememememememememe

( Peej, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Happy menopause. just got back to Manchester it's wet and cold.
Shitty day sofar.
Altalt because it was there.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Nothing has made my day good yet.
Alt: Too many to list as I am just a super kind, generous and thoughtful person, and I don't like to talk about all the good deeds I do.
Altalt: Because I am poor and have no friends.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

NO CHARITY CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I GIVE NOTHING TO CHARITY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Mtfu. Frogfaced biscuit licker.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Why?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

OKdon't.
Frogfaced owner of a shopping trolley.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I wasn't being miserable, they were merely statements of fact my dear chap.
Now pop on your favourite 'sportsbrand' cap and bugger off, you filthy middle aged chav wanker.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

i think he fancies putting his winkie in your pants, tbh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

zounds.
My secret is out.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Look, I like you mate, you're a decent chap and all, but I'm not interested in you like *that* ok? Still m8s though, yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I'll take my winkle where it will be appreciated.
Somalia possibly.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Thailand. Always Thailand for your type.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Nonce or ladyboy luvver?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I was guessing a bit of ladyboy action for you, yeah you're a prick, but I don't think you are a nonce.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Rare roast beef and horseraddish sarnie
then some roast potato
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Leftovers lunch? Good man.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

i'm out for birthday dinner in richmond tonight
which necessitates a light lunch. no idea what I fancy.

ideas????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Greggs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

i'm thinking more a wholegrain rice salad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

My winkle has a spare time slot now Frogface has turned me down.
If that doesn't impress, then a Snickers.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

It was bloody marvellous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)