Throw a dead body into a pig pen and they won't care that person had a name.
Eating pigs is really just a form of self-defence. You obviously want to be murdered by pigs.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

that made me proper lol.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

And don't tell me that cows aren't planning murder with those crazy, rolly eyes.
Fucking chickens are descended from velociraptors. I'm pretty sure vegetarians are Nature's attempt to trim down our numbers. If we're so keen on helping the environment, they should be all rounded up and shot.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

We got attacked by a cow once.
It's surprisingly terrifying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:15, Reply)

We got cornered by a fucking bull-calf once.
It was only a third of the size of a grown bovine and it could still easily break my bones. Plus his dad was hanging around keeping an eye on things, he'd have piled on if I attempted to beat up his kid.

They're just looking for an excuse to redress the balance. I, for one, am determined to eat more and more of them to keep people safe.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Bulls usually couldn't give enough of a shit to attack you, as long as they have a field full of sexy cows to service.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

This thing wanted to rumble.
Don't get me wrong, I've no problem with punching a juvenile of any species, but his dad would've ruined me.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

A kind of bovine Battered then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Like Ian Tomlinson
Right, kids?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Kroney is likely to be on Harwood's side.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Stout fellow.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

yeah, a DEAD BODY
badger had two innocent animals slaughtered for his own lustful pleasures of the flesh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Good for him, keeping those murderous bastards in check.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Are you a vegetarian then, Swipe?
Meat is great - you should have some.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)