Where'd you all go?
Just had a client who lived at Yew Tree Bottom Road.
When was the last time you had to bite your tongue?

alt. What's on your Christmas list this year?
I've just asked the parents for a new slow cooker and food processor. They said I'm finally old!

altalt. Favourite confectionary/snack as a kiddy?

I used to love Space Raiders. When they were the old triangle ones. Not the alien heads they are now.
They've spoiled Transform A Snacks too :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:50, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

tongue

Pillow
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:54, Reply)

CRISPS DO NOT COUNT AS CONFECTIONARY !!!!!!!!
You've ruined it now with your stupid answer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Edited, to calm your anger!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Good man, consider it quailed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:10, Reply)

You're quite right Gonz
There is a line to be drawn between "Savoury Snack" and "Confectionary".

Our man doesn't see that line.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Penguins: Shit chocolate or amazing buiscit.
It's all perspective.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Some people are fierce about literature.
Others, grammar.

For some, biscuits.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Homiez gotta get passionate bout somethin
Stop trolling me by including biscuits into the mix. I'm ontya
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:18, Reply)

I'm not sure that our friend the chocolate covered biscuit ought to be thought of as confectionary.
I'm happy to be corrected.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Nah, he's having a bitch fit about that too!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I am ambivalent on this subject
But there are conflicting opinions
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:21, Reply)

C'Est La Vie

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:24, Reply)

There's a road near me called "Cottagers Close"
If I bit my tongue every time I went past it I'd have a very shit tongue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:01, Reply)

most medieaval cities have a Gropecunt Lane.
Yorks' one is called Grape Lane these days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

After you got banned from it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:19, Reply)

banned from Grape Lane?
No. I wasn't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

It was called Gropecunt but they changed it as you took it literally.
or something, I dunno.

NO YOU SHUT UP!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:22, Reply)

It's been at least a couple of hundred years since it was called Gropecunt.
I think you need to have a little bit of a think about your 'zings', preferably before you type them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:25, Reply)

I shall endeavor to consult the interwebs to make sure my retorts have historical accuracy in the future
*rolleyes*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Grew up off Mount Pleasant in Cockfosters.... End of thread.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

do you remember crisps which changed colour when you licked them?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

What is this sorcery?!
I remember hedgehog flavoured.
They were blatantly just pickled onion.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Get a pack of cheese and onion.
Get a pack of salt & vinegar.

Take a crisp from each pack and eat them together.

TASTEBOMB! Pickled onion crisps!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:16, Reply)

i love pickled onion monster munch
I've not had them in ages *sigh*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:19, Reply)

A lot of them burns your tongue.
I remember Monster Munch making your tongue blue now.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

ah, maybe that's what i'm thinking of

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I don't remember ever feeling compelled to lick a crisp then inspect it

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:16, Reply)

you would be if you knew that happened

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I am not about to salivate on a crisp then whip out my Farrow and Ball colour palette.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:24, Reply)

i've got an android app to measure colour
it makes me happy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

How good are they?
Professional interest.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)

the crisps? No idea it was years ago
I may even have just imagined them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:37, Reply)

No, the app thing.
Buffoon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)

it's pretty good
but you have to remember that it's not colour balancing with the light, so if it's under tungsten light it's not really accurate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)

We might try it
My "Squinty eye with black stick" method works OK.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I remember crisps that came in different colours, can't remember if they changed colour though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:16, Reply)

perhaps I imagined them

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Gob-stoppers changed colour.
Don't know if they still make them though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

You can still get ballgags, yes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Global hyper colour rocked until some manky cunt grabs your shirt and puts it in their mouth.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:19, Reply)

it was delicious!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I donno, GHC are like t-shirts and shit innit? They change colour.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)

they didn't go from blue to pink did they?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Typical you all went for the food option. You fat cunts.
What do you want for Christmas?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)

World peace and a mucky shag

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:24, Reply)

^TGGI
Well I'm not just asking for World Peace so I want free cash monies plus world peace.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:25, Reply)

That would be selfish, eh?
I could still quite use the mucky shag though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)

to be in another country :(
talking of which, where should I go on holiday next year?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Go to the US, Cavy
I can't do it at the moment.

Do it and love it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)

really?
even if I was in Russia last year?

I need an adventure
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Don't think that's as much a problem as it used to be
Never tried it personally but I know people who have "Eastern Bloc" stamps and got into the US with only a little more hossing than you usually face.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)

It makes no difference.
Only passport problems now are if you try getting in to a Middle Eastern country with an Israeli stamp in your passport, for which the passport office will give you a secondary passport for about £300.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

im now the most NORTH I have been in 31 years.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Where exactly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

isle of wight

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)

SLEAFORD AND STILL ROLLING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:29, Reply)

If you're going through Sleaford
....fuck - Skegness.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:35, Reply)

grantham? ish?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)

This is like that Anneka programme
Grantham is south of Sleaford.

Just tell us where you're going, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)

the signs say THE NORTH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I haven't asked for a specific Christmas gift in years.
I would much rather people wasted cash on shit I don't want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)

oh yeah
a customer in a place I worked called Ming King Ho
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Advice: don't pay any attention to anything wonkyguts food wrong (Gonz) has to say about food.
hth.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)

That's a well shit moniker.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)

So is his cooking.
And also the state of his pants.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)

You are taking the piss out of his pants.
This is amusing on more than one level.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Alright son?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Yeah, just had a chilli.
There is shite on the telly this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Masterchef for me or something on Netflix. You still planning on the 16th? Just realised I didn't reply to you a while ago. Sorry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I think the Darts is on the Monday
Was thinking of coming up on the Sunday and meeting you for lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Sounds good. I may have micro with me if that's ok with you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Watch Hebburn - BBC2, 10.
It's lovely.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)