What's a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hey daddy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)

The people here should be in a zoo
The kind of zoo that shouldn't exist
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

U ok hun? xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

yeah, you?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Alright Drimbleton P

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

yeah, you?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I wish him well with that she's been in the ground for over 20 years.
I was doing the whole dead mum shtick when AA was still shitting himself and gurgling.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)

What, 2009?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

1991.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)

It was a joke about AA being a child.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I noes, rite?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)

And AA being a child in 2009.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Deep.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

^^ grooming

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I have just brushed my hair and had a shave, yes.
What of it? Dozer and me are well matey; we have nearly met each other at least half a dozen times now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

We've bought each other hypothetical pints many, many times.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)

That said I am hoping for a York trip sometime next year
to catch up with former poster Boss Keloid, who has recently relocated to those parts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I thought he lived in Leeds?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)

He did, then moved to Hemel Hempstead as his missus got a job there.
She then got a job in York so they moved there in September.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Really?
Blimey.

Does he still check b3ta? I should gaz him or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Not as far as I know, but you could gaz him anyway
and I can text him to say you've gazzed him.

He's actually working in Leeds at the moment, I had half a plan to meet him for a pint on Friday but there's not enough time between my trains to do it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

the best pub for a quick pint between trains is the brewery tap

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Yep.
Unfortunately I have about 25 minutes so by the time I get out of the station, across the road, get served, swallow pint in two gulps, belch and leg back to the station I'll probably miss my connection.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I just gazzed Beeks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I'll txt hm.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)

txtd.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Met him.too in Mancland and somewhere else.
I' m B3ta slag basically.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Blousie's bash a few years ago.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Yeah that's the one where I met you and the missus. How's tricks? How's Blousie

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I met that dozer in york along with spakkaman and halfy.
And those other two can't remember names sos.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Spakkaman's cock may not do that precum thing, but Halfy's definitely does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Halfy's a nice chap, as is spak.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Spak resembles an autistic Colonel Gaddaffi.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Well, yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)