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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I like parrots. I would like one as a pet. I met some once, they were nice.
I'm terrified of Chinese people.
Alt: Duck Kathi Kebab
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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12 years ago)
They live for like 80 years.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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not the ones that have to live in folkestone
5 at the most
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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Most 'birds' don't last one fucking year with me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25,
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Good. Then I won't have to cry when it dies before me, and I will lumber my remaining family with a parrot that knows all my catchphrases.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:24,
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It will allow all your most irritating qualities to live on after you have passed.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25,
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This is the beginning of a magnificent lifetime of work that will only come to fruition on my death.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:26,
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Like Sir Jimmy of Saville.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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Yeah....no.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:33,
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