i went to see some parrots yesterday
and had hundreds of them clambering all over me, eating seed off various bits of my shoulders and arms and hands and head. I loved it. I sent my friend the picture, and she said, "fuck me that's horrific, like something out of Jurassic park. urgh, look at their scratchy claws and flappy wings."

what do you like that other people would hate, or be terrified of? are you vanilla and mainstream, or EDGY?

alt: LUNCH, OF COURSE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:11, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not the first time you've been covered in seed.
I hate parrots. My old house mate had two. One was very evil.

I hate big monkeys. Like Baboon big that can rip your arms off. Their anger is so like us, yet primitive. No. Nah.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Oh, alt. Probably a Dolmio snack pot thing.
I've had half a minted lamb panini already today
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

dorothy parker called her parrot Onan
because he spilled his seed. trufax.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Took me a while but I got there in the end...
(there's a joke in there somewhere)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:32, Reply)

How did the panini make it's fortune?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt
and assume you've been in that there 'spoons since 8am
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Nah. Sober as a judge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25, Reply)

It's made of 'dough'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

YM
or my penis.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I like parrots. I would like one as a pet. I met some once, they were nice.
I'm terrified of Chinese people.
Alt: Duck Kathi Kebab
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)

They live for like 80 years.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

not the ones that have to live in folkestone
5 at the most
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Most 'birds' don't last one fucking year with me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Good. Then I won't have to cry when it dies before me, and I will lumber my remaining family with a parrot that knows all my catchphrases.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

It will allow all your most irritating qualities to live on after you have passed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25, Reply)

This is the beginning of a magnificent lifetime of work that will only come to fruition on my death.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Like Sir Jimmy of Saville.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah....no.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/G60-Golf-MK2-Brake-setup-Reconditioned-Ferodo-DS2500-Pads-Rear-Disk-conversion-/151158664494?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2331c22d2e
( Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

that's five times the value of that thing you call a "car"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Yeah but who'd go to Birmingham?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Is that where it is? I'll have to get him to deliver to Leamington.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I like this.
I'm working in a massive engine factory this week, (think huge truck and boat engines) it's like mechanic porn in there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Oh, that must be fun!
I'm thinking of taking the car down to a rolling road for some tweaks. I think it might be a little down on power.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Can't hurt. What do you think is causing it?
I'm considering a new car purchase, now I've got the company van that I can use if I need I might buy something daft. Maybe an old porsche or triumph.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It's down on power because of the Le Grand Marie driving it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I suspect it just needs advancing a bit.
It's fast, it just doesn't seem to be as fast as it should be.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Any food you hate, is probably delicious because your mouth has been ruined by too many cocks.
Alright swipe. How are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

probably the thing i would be least likely to eat
black pudding. or gaggis. or sweetbreads.

I am alrighty. how's the new job??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I love black pudding.
It's good. Mooching about a huge factory in Daventry, interesting stuff to look at and people to talk to, job itself is a bit dull, but there's enough going on around and people to keep me from serious boredom.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:26, Reply)

What's the fella you are shadowing like?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Nice bloke, just let's me get on with it and answers any questions,
Points out stuff I need to know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Nice. You could have ended up with someone worse than Nakers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

lets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

lets not.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Black pudding is lovely with a breakfast
or with peppercorn sauce as a starter.

You're veggie though aren't you?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)

No, she's just a fucking mouth wrong idiot.
But lovely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Before your 'chips and gravy' main course yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

+pie

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I don't even eat that shit when I'm drunk.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Ohhhh... This is a 'Northern' joke, right?
*golf claps*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Of course you do, Northerner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Maybe as part of a pub meal.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

In Yates.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

You know, Im only ever dragged there when I go out wth you hetero's
No class.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

NORTHERN heteros. Thank you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Posts answers to questions late and in the wrong place

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I like this, 'Bill Clay'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Typical 'Bill Clay'!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

*rolls eyes*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I like some music that some other people may hate, or be terrified of.
I wouldn't want any animals clambering all over me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

What's all that shit on your chin then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Spunk.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

dog's spunk

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

You didn't warn me your mum was a squirter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

It was unlikely as she's dead.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

That's what was so shocking about it.
It didn't smell good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

more powder then...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

More like a queeff of dust

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

terrified of music?
How does that work?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Haven't you heard his 'music'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I have.
Mumford and Sons are much better. They've done well within commercial parameters, so they must be good.

Sorry, that's just how it works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

If you sell more records and get the most downloads then the music *must* be of higher quality, that's how I find new things I like.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

commercial transactions are the only frame of reference with which to gauge the quality of music, literature and art.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Like that £89m daub sold yesterday. FFS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

That's why that tennis bird scratching her arse, and the dogs playing poker are the best 'arts'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

and why Oasis piss all over Teenage Fanclub.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

You'd have to ask them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

"Fucking rubbish. A shocking pile of shit. I give it two arses down." Paul Ross, The Sun.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:54, Reply)

It's quite folky with olde lyrics.
if you like that sort of thing.

Goes well with a few ales.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

yes I've heard his band and yes they are 'quite good'
But like I say, not a patch on the Mumfords.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I enjoy listening to broken accordions being played over white noise.
Would I like his band?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Funnily enough my fellow bandmate has released an album that has a track consisting of exactly that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

people buy any old shit these days.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)

haha yeah
Says the trance 'DJ'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)

WOAH! Quick! Somebody likes something I don't!!
CHARGE!!!

Mumford and Sons prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I'm joking about Mumford and Sons, they are fucking lowest common denominator drivel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Lies. You're in the mailing list.
What's the beef with trance?

Let's get to the bottom of it... and no, that's not a come on.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:05, Reply)

it's completely one dimensional, very simplistic and sounds shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:06, Reply)

but enough about you...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I'd like to think you can zing better than that, but you can't, can you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:08, Reply)

That's what YM said!!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:09, Reply)

LOL!
POTD!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I'm capable of zings, thanks.
I need to care first, though.

Why don't you wave your wallet around a bit more and tell us about how great you are?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)

no thanks, that would be the behaviour of an uncouth vulgarian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I'd listen to that.
Segue it into The Dead Flag Blues or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Is it also available from Norman Records?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)

No, I think you can only get it directly from the label.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Which is?
I need to add to my pile of 'completely un-listenable shite'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Full Cycle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Do you like listening to orphans being smashed round the head with accordians?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I would prefer a visual or participatory element to that situation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Walk down any high street.
Is it compulsory for every Romanian to know how to play that God-awful instrument?


Mind you, Bagpipes are worse. Much worse.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)

there are no Romanian buskers in York, so wrong again with your reactionary tabloidism

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Even the Romanians don't want to go to York

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:03, Reply)

They gazzed him and said they would meet him and everything

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Then 10 minutes before they were due to show up and Dozer was in the pub, waiting
with his best Young Farmers Club checked shirt, bow tie, wax jacket and cords, pint o' bitter in hand, they called and said "LATERZ!".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:08, Reply)

they ent welcome in York

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:05, Reply)

NEITHER R U LOLOLOL!!11!1

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I love York.
It's gone down in my estimation knowing it houses pricks with a superiority complex.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:06, Reply)

very expensively houses them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:07, Reply)

expensively?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:07, Reply)

most expensive city in the north on a square footage basis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Mainly due to having to waterproof them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)

only near the river
I'm at least a mile and a half from the Ouse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:15, Reply)

That's what YM said!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Not really a superior claim to those of us in the south.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I'd watch where you step here, Signor Follekystoney.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:15, Reply)

My house is worth more than his.
(Yeah, I know :()
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I don't care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Neither do I. I made that up and have no idea.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Droll.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I don't even read papers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Typical fucking jocks, you see.
Catterwalling, irritating pieces of shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Philistine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:03, Reply)

You like Bagpipes?
But.. They are so wailing and loud?!

If I wanted to listen to that I'd be straight and bag myself a lady.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Surely loud and wailing are desirable qualities?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Depends on the situation really.
I wouldn't say wailing is a preferred sound for any given day.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I like haggis.
I also like capers, whisky, Sunn O))), Joy Division, the Dead Kennedys, the breeders but not the Pixies. These likings are not shared by everybody.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Sunderland AFC
Alt:
Chips and curry sauce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:09, Reply)

you ghastly prole

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I make no bones about my class
It tasted fucking lovely and you are only jealous
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:11, Reply)

For lunch? There are some moves, right there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Its the future
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I am going to The Royal Exchange for drinks and canapes tonight.
Image search that. That's the difference between you and I. I'm better.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)

This cow is licked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Hahaha.
Truth of the matter is I am going to get horrendously pissed, have a cheeky nose up in the bogs and then see if I can break my own record of 5 bottles of wine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Fuck
5 bottles of wine would kill me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:23, Reply)

drugs innit

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:25, Reply)

ahhhhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Are you watching fireworks?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:28, Reply)

YM is on her vinegar strokes, so yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Wotchu talkin bout, Frogdor's Mum?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Peroni?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Go on then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I don't drink with Asians, sorry Mo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)