You know when you openly and uninvitedly discuss your shaven nads?
It's really fucking creepy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Hope so!
Edit.
Not so much a discussion as an announcement. Genital topiary was the discussion topic of last night, in the bar of a hotel in Durham with some sales types and computer geeks - some of whom were actually female!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Followed up by a slightly creepy reply.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:13, Reply)

We were discussing favourite biscuits in the pub last night.
It was like OT, with alcohol and a log fire.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:16, Reply)

what, BO, autism and dead people?
Nice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Hobnobs topped the list I seem to remember.
Although Jaffa cakes were being discussed rather robustly.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Jaffa Cakes aren't biscuits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)

They're called cakes, but are really biscuits.
It was discussed in the PUB! It is right therefore. Pedantic twat.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)

No, they are called cakes and are cakes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Although Wikipedia agrees with you.
Hmmm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)

They had to prove to HMRC that they were cakes so that they could retain their VAT status.
Cool story zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)

^^this^^
The distinction is easy. A cake goes hard and dry when it's stale. A biscuit goes soggy and soft when it's stale. Ergo a Jaffa cake is NOT a biscuit.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)

So fucking boring and full of cunts as the best ones had gone home, with alcohol and a log fire?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:18, Reply)

I ent received that package yet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Haven't you? Fucking city link are the bane of my life this week. I will chase it up tomorrow. Fucking cunts that was about a week ago!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:22, Reply)

oooh, what are you sending him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)

A photo of you from linkedin covered in my semen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Brown Paper Bag and Circles, so I can mix them like every fucken cunt was doing in 1997.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)

edgy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Nah, Hey Jack and Kick a Hole.
So I can mix them like every fucken cunt was doing in 2002.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)

No it's two copies of the Edwin birdsong cola bottle baby so you can mix and cut the instrumental bits and make that daft punk track.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)

No it's Root Down and Get It by Jimmy Smith.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)

No, it's I gotcha by joe tex actually

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

No, it's 'Lyric on My Lip' by MC Tali.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)

No, it's airport by the motors

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:37, Reply)

No, it's 'Walk Away' by Cast.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)

No, it's place your hands by reef

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Jesus man, that's harsh.
No, it's all of Be Here Now by Oasis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)

You've mentioned it many more times than just last night.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Oddly enough...
I wasn't the one to bring it up as a topic of conversation last night
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I was specifically referring to you bringing it up on here.
Nowhere else, thankfully I don't drink in the same establishments as you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:51, Reply)