I heard that Swipe found a novel way to keep Chompy's head warm.
Eh, eh?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck me, two minutes into the first thread of the day, that's gotta be a record.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:17, Reply)

he's a bit jealous
they haven't worked out what fellatio means in his part of the world yet, it has more than one syllable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:32, Reply)

and you in no way go on about rory getting dumped?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:36, Reply)

it's not the fact that he got dumped that surprises me
it's the fact that he felt the need to rush straight into another relationship. I mean, he didn't even have time to change the sheets on his bunk bed. I just think he needs more self-esteem, to be happy with the rory within and his own company, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Not that you are going on about it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:39, Reply)

no, i'm not going on about it AT ALL
I'm just trying to HELP him, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:40, Reply)

By going on about it. All the time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:42, Reply)

i think it's for the best he faces up to these things
it's the only way he'll ever find himself and change
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:46, Reply)

She got his whole head in her gob?
Fuck me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Not his whole head.
Just his helmet.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:28, Reply)