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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a new hammer bought this evening.
Just wondering where to test drive it. Booze and new tools are a sexy mix all right.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
on your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:45, Reply)
I recommend your local red light district for hammer testing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Don't I need a HGV licence for that? I might just hammer some nails into random bits of wood to fuck off the neighbours.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Minicab is a safer bet than an HGV. Less obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50, Reply)
*hammer to fall*
Your crappy earworm for the evening.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:53, Reply)
*hammer smashed face*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Down the job centre on scrounging day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Isn't that everyday?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Shut at weekends.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Probably is thinking about it, I had a set time when I was forced to sign on in a fruitless bid to save a pittance of redundancy pay.
It was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50, Reply)
I had to sign on so that I could claim on my MPPI.
It wasn't very nice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:51, Reply)
That was without a doubt one of the most degrading things I have ever had to do, and I've shagged Nakers mum, twice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:52, Reply)
fuck my mum once shame on her, fuck her twice, shame on you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Hence the degradation.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I did fire my 'shame' up her bum though, so that was nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02, Reply)
you forced Micheal Fassbender up my mother's arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
I forced MY Fassbender up her arse alright!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05, Reply)
i would do carey mullifgan so hard in the ear and other places

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
But the ear first, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08, Reply)
how do yiu think you ended up deaf?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2144853
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12, Reply)
What, Basingstoke, Reading, Castleford?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Yeah I had to sign on for a few weeks when I was made redundant last year.
Along with changing cat litter, it's up there with thankless tasks.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:55, Reply)
It's the bullshit things they have to say because the majority of people there can barely spell their name.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:56, Reply)
The staff?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:57, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:58, Reply)

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