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Nakers is a fucking prick. It's Friday night.
Tell me how you're using your weekend to pretend that your life isn't actually an endless parade of mundanity and quiet desperation.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:21, 230 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
im not. I embrace the mundane, that's why I come here.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Drink and drugs, of course!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Are you turning the Yurtists into a Boyce tribute act?
If so, could you get on with the 'killing yourself' bit?

Also: totes went to Lucy ward the other week. It was well good.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I don't know her
Should I?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
She won the Horizon award at last year's folk awards. She's mates with O'Hooley and Tidow.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Do you know Cath & Phil Tyler?
You'd like them.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
I'm not aware of their work.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
He's a banjo/fiddle player and she's a great singer
They do their own settings of traditional songs sounding somewhere between English and American folk.
S'good.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Just picked up an album by a lady called Valerie June.
Lovely stuff at the point where blues meets country meets folk.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
It's almost achingly beautiful.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
The name sounds familiar, but I can't place it...

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
OI Tangles, look what your mates at Norman Records emailed me!
Hi there [REAL NAME]
it looks like quite a bit of UK mail we shipped on monday hasn't arrived. This happened last month and it took about 7-10 days for everything to arrive. God knows why as we shipped first class. Sorry about the delay and hopefully Royal Mail will pull their finger out of their arse and get your record to you asap!
cheers
Phil
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I know Phil!!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
What did you order?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)
YOUR FUCKING RECORD

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)
You should've ordered it from me, so I lose less money.
I'll have to send Phil an invoice now.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)
You told me to go to them. £15.67 that potential frisbee/place mat cost. Shocking.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I'd have done it for £15 delivered

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Probably wouldn't have got that either.
I sent Dozer a record which has fucking disappeared into the ether too.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I'm sure it'll arrive soon
That's some tasty bit of vinyl you've got yourself there. Bound to be a collector's item in a few years.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
That's what I thought. I wanted to get in early so I can be all hipster when you hit the big time.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Did you read the nice review of it on the site?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Yes, I was sold on the phrase 'dronier material'.
I also really like the cover art.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Cool, thanks
I'm very pleased with the artwork
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I was genuinely quite looking forward to listening to it.
I have been waiting three weeks for my first proper taste of Yurt-hop.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
I can't guarantee you'll enjoy it, but hopefully it won't bore you

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
I saw some YouTube stuff which I quite liked, I'm just a bit annoyed you aren't really shit.
I will have to wait for the difficult second album.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)
wait till you see him live it's like someone gave a retarded lama a ukulele

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
What would you know? Your favourite band is Keane.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I'm the lead singer

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Well he is a floppy haired, rosy cheeked, baby faced homosexual...

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)
ttj...

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Yeah, I realised that after I totally 'geordiejayed' it
By which I mean missed the point rather than bummed it into next week.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:14, Reply)
All the songs are sorted, we start recording this month.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
What it like having your first fan?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I think you're the second actually, no offence

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Fair play, you lads are doing well for yourselves. I won't let my selfish aspirations get in the way of your art.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)

A mix of spending time with my daughter, researching some additional volunteering opportunities, cooking, eating too much, a few pints, planning the details of Christmas with micro & plotting the downfall of the Catholic church. I might murder a couple of gypsy kids as well.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
funny you say that as I have a mix of spending time with your mum, researching some additional sexual positions with your mum, cocking (ym), eating out your mum, making your mum drink a few pints of spunk, planning the details of Christmas with your
mum and plotting the downfall of you. I might murder a couple of "your people" as well
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)
This seems a little harsh, show your working
also shit england football lols
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Received wisdom innit

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)
i'm as wise as Sun Tzu fucking an owl

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Football is for the yobbish uncouth masses, not for me.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
I just had me chemo so tomorow i'm gonna chill, might do some work, have a masturbation.
Just made a fucking lush carbonara.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
You have cancer now as well?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Deadly bum cancer :(

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
tasty!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Nah', they give it for all sorts of things.
I didn't even know it was chemo until last week.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:14, Reply)
i bet you do now,nasty stuff innit

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)
The types of chemo i'm on are alright...
... the weekly tablet ones knacker me the next day, and the every-8-weeks one knackers me out for a couple of days.... but the difference they make is amazing, before I'd have 2 good weeks out of every couple of months, I now get 2 bad weeks out of every couple of months.

I've been on the every-8-weeks one for about 4 years now, didn't even know it was chemo, it must be super-mild compared to the stuff cancer people get.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)
oh man they've blocked Torrentz.net :(

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)
pirate bay is still online if you know where to look

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
why are they stealing my free movies :(

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Oh no you'll have to spend some money, you penny pinching miser.
Don't you know piracy funds terrorism?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)
your mum funds terrorism

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)
I terrorised your mum and she jihad her first orgasm.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)
first lol of the week on here

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
I did have a lol earlier, but it was something on /talk so it doesn't count.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:12, Reply)
I'm planning my next DJ podcast. I'm going to be blending some cutting edge drone folk with some vintage drill n bass and ending with some euphoric uplifting trance.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Sounds achingly beautiful

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)
the highlight will be the segue from Come On My Selector to For an Angel.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)
then again, I might just play Budhakan Mindphone and Music is Rotted One Note back to back, then play James Lavelle's fabriclive mix and take the credit.
Even though it was mixed by Richard File.

LOL!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)
i love it when you bang on about music

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)
There's none of that up there from AB and Tangles, hell no.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
somehow you are always the most boring

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:10, Reply)
He's the worst one here!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)
i can't even be bothered to not meet him

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Yer but you don't need to visit N*stl* any more, do you?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:14, Reply)
nah, fuckers...have you seen they're new Wonka chocolate launch?
It's a fucking joke
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Have I seen they are new Wonka chocolate launch?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:17, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far, I'd definitely not meet him.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)
I dunno like, Hawkwind chat makes me want to smoke crack.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:14, Reply)
you should run for mayor of toronto

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:16, Reply)

achingly beautiful gay
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)
alright Drimbles

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)
yeah, you?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)
yer

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Don't forget the crowd loves dexys midnight runners

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I don't do requests, get fucked.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)
You aren't a proper DJ then.
Also, turn it down a bit.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Taking requests mean that the people know better than you what they want to hear.
Don't be ridiculous.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)
The best djs do that, think Wogan, moyles, Blackburn, I could go on.....
Those guys didn't get where they are by not listening to what the people want.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I admire Wogan's mastery of the pitch control, he doesn't need to push or drag the platter, he just rides the pitches.
Moyles is a genius of the long blend, I saw him at Basics once where he kept The Sun Can't Compare and Shake n' Pop in a blend for two whole minutes.

Blackburn though, talentless cunt. Makes the Tidy Boys look credible.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Talentless? Have you never seen him singing that medallion around his neck?
You ent got a clue mate.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Soz.
Worrabout if I big up Pete Tong?

Will that rescue my credibility?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Add Dr Fox and all is well.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Dr Fox and Judge Jules?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Rory's neighbour?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)
yer, that cunt

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)
and Judge Jules

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)
On benefits and proud!
scum, subhuman scum
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:17, Reply)
You're on benefits? You're proud? Well I never.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:18, Reply)
lols
channel 5 innit
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Ooh I'm going to watch it. I like seeing skanks and pikeys get free money.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)
they are buying clothes from a shabby tent on the street

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Boyce is in it?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Cor imaging having to get a job you don't necessarily want to work your way up in the wonderful world of employment?
Why can't they just earn over 26k immediately, it's so wrong!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)
the bird with 11 kids gets benefits equivilant to a £60k salary
it's actually not very much to look after that many kids
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)
It's also not very common a situation and should be viewed as the exception rather than the norm.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)
so I can still wish her death?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Ah now, Swipe's dad worked really hard for her property portfolio!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)
haahaha, "i'll only sign off for at least £30k a year"

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)
"i want £500 every week after rent/bills/food"

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)
FUCK OFF! (Not you)

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)
i do actully feel bad for they kids, they haven't got a fucking chance

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Pinko handwringer

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)
that's me!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)
nah but serioulsy I'd probably have the adults killed if I ccould

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)
AHHHHH even her potato preparation annoys me

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:37, Reply)
This is so annoying. I shouldn't watch because it makes me want to go mental.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)
yer, state schools, public transport and ITV

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)
I did a bit of part time work last year that involved going into some of those shitholes they live in, thick parents, fucking lazy, doing fuck all all day,
Dirty bastards, and the poor kids didn't know any different. It was fucking appalling.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Man hands on misery to man

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Very true Yoda.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:35, Reply)
take the kids send them to boarding school, kill the parents while they are away

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Can't we incinerate them to produce electricity or something?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:37, Reply)
the fuckimg lard content would keep them burning for a week

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Human candles to light the streets of the estates.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:41, Reply)
yo frog, did you know there's a 3 hour Avery mix on the Boiler Room?
Recorded at fabric. The first 45 mins or so is shoegazey stuff then he goes a bit druggy tech and I haven't got to the next bit.

He has freakishly long arms.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Imma listen tomorrow pal, I have a spare three hours.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)
I have two Polish men coming round to deal with my floor.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)
I bet they will do a very professional job that will last a lifetime LOL

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Daily Mail lols.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)
We listen to that at work. Boiler Room that is. I think Avery has been on before

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Avery is really fucking good, both as a DJ and as a producer.
Probbles not your thing though.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I listen to allsorts but since being where I am Im liking a lot of tech house and prog
This is an OLD tune but one of my faves at the minute is by Flashmob, called 'Need in Me'

Not sure what genre it fits in.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:18, Reply)
I like tech house and a bit of prog
Not too much prog though, when it gets too melodic it gets shit.

You should give Ivan Smagghe a go, and tiefschwarz, M.A.N.D.Y. and Wiggle. Craig Richards plays great stuff as well, but he's a bit chin strokey.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20, Reply)
I know tiefschwarz!!
Yes! I'm cool!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Haha! I've just realised it;s because they remixed a LOAD of 90's pop songs.
For shame!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Have you heard Motor City Drum Ensemble?
He's really good.

Best DJ I've seen is probably Ralph Lawson or Andy Weatherall.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Recently I'd have to say Gareth Emery
Above and Beyond were good in Ibiza last year too. But you hate trance so...

carl cox was shit.

Im too commerical
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Yeah I take the Dave Clarke view of trance, soz.
Never liked it, ever. Not back in 98 when it was all PVD, not since. And it's even worse on pills.

It's structured like a soap opera.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:27, Reply)
I like a bit of structure,
I did take a LOT of E back in the day.
I went that way early. Loves Sash's Encore Une fois at 15 and went from there.

Flirted with hard House for a bit too.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Jesus H Christ

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
Your mother didn't raise you to watch lowbrow 'entertainment' on Channel Five

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:22, Reply)
i know...i want to watch a film but the government has stolen them from me : (

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Patriot Games is on Film 4.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)
seen it

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Nakers is such a fucken pleb

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)
She'd be appalled
If she wasn't otherwise engaged with my cock in her mouth
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I heard that his mum 'raises' lots of men.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:37, Reply)
I have a new hammer bought this evening.
Just wondering where to test drive it. Booze and new tools are a sexy mix all right.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:39, Reply)
on your face

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:45, Reply)
I recommend your local red light district for hammer testing.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Don't I need a HGV licence for that? I might just hammer some nails into random bits of wood to fuck off the neighbours.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Minicab is a safer bet than an HGV. Less obvious.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50, Reply)
*hammer to fall*
Your crappy earworm for the evening.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:53, Reply)
*hammer smashed face*

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Down the job centre on scrounging day.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Isn't that everyday?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Shut at weekends.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Probably is thinking about it, I had a set time when I was forced to sign on in a fruitless bid to save a pittance of redundancy pay.
It was horrible.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50, Reply)
I had to sign on so that I could claim on my MPPI.
It wasn't very nice.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:51, Reply)
That was without a doubt one of the most degrading things I have ever had to do, and I've shagged Nakers mum, twice.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:52, Reply)
fuck my mum once shame on her, fuck her twice, shame on you

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Hence the degradation.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I did fire my 'shame' up her bum though, so that was nice.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02, Reply)
you forced Micheal Fassbender up my mother's arse?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
I forced MY Fassbender up her arse alright!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05, Reply)
i would do carey mullifgan so hard in the ear and other places

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
But the ear first, obviously.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08, Reply)
how do yiu think you ended up deaf?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2144853
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12, Reply)
What, Basingstoke, Reading, Castleford?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Yeah I had to sign on for a few weeks when I was made redundant last year.
Along with changing cat litter, it's up there with thankless tasks.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:55, Reply)
It's the bullshit things they have to say because the majority of people there can barely spell their name.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:56, Reply)
The staff?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:57, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:58, Reply)
I have a Friday to myself for the first time in ages.
Drinking Malbec, watching Breaking Bad and making a new ipod playlist.

LIVING THE DREAM!

Sainsburys own Malbec is delicious.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Their Pinotage isn't bad.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Yeah Im no snob. Sometimes own label is nicer.
can't say the same for their Cava
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Hank gets executed by Jack, Walt goes into hiding and then comes back to kill the Nazi gang, Jessie escapes.
THE END.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:58, Reply)
tee hee

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Oh Christ, you are a fucking moron sometimes.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)
WHAT IF I'M MAKING THAT UP FOR LOLZ??????

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02, Reply)
MY STATEMENT WOULD STILL STAND.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
yer, troo

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Sean Bean dies

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02, Reply)
It turns out that the Joker is Bruce Wayne's dad

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
wait, what really?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05, Reply)
HE WOZ DED AWL A LONG

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
and he killls Robin

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Loads of arrows to the chest, yeah?

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
that's not what happens in Lord of the Ring

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Arrows to the evrywhere then. Stop being pedantic!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
I hate Hank so that's great!
I don't know who the Nazi gang is.
You are a cock though.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Christ, what season are you on?
The best is season 4.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03, Reply)
this is england sweet cheeks, we have "series"

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
it's an American show and they describe each sequence of episodes as a 'season'
ok hun
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05, Reply)
NO

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:06, Reply)
YES

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
I like the bit in 'this is England' where that lad says 'paki'

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I like the bit in Romper Stomper where Russel Crowe explains to a Vietnamese kid that it isn't his country and then violently assaults him.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:09, Reply)
I like the bit in gran Torino where Clint Eastwood calls those coloured lads 'spooks'

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)
I like the bit where I describe fit Asian birds as 'curry munching flange'

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Only the second. Im always late to the party with these things
Just got Netflix though.

He's just watched Jessie's girlfriend choke on her vomit. Lovely.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Ah, early days, it's still quite cheery.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Yeah that's been my first hand to mouth moment.
Oh and Danny Trejo's head on an exploding tortoise
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Se'sly, season 4 is superb.
Perfectly paced, and the acting gets a lot better.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Walt poisons Brock and Cagny and Lacy bust Jessie

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Skyler has an affair with Marie

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Walt Jr's just faking his palsy

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20, Reply)
He kills himself in season 5

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Ah well. One less burden

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)
i bet you'd let danny stab you with his machete

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Urgh. No thanks.
I'd do Jessie though. Even on heroin.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Breaking bad is the only reason to have Netflix
It's shit for films innit.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Pretty much yeah.
Loads of things I haven't seen though. Dexter, American Horror Story (on the U.S one), Hemlock Grove.
Should keep me busy for a while and you can stop any time
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:19, Reply)
i ent heard of none of these

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:22, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Bye!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:19, Reply)
*nods*

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20, Reply)
LOL the new head of the world anti doping agency is scottish

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:23, Reply)
"Erm... Yes, just give all the dope to me. I'll make sure it's safe"

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Ken drugs like?
Dinnae fucken touch em or i'll fucken chib ye, ye cunt, ken?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:25, Reply)
you know what i'd like to know?
For all these cyclists getting squished and asking for more infrastructure to keep them safe... they offering to help pay for it at all.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:28, Reply)
You really are a fucking tit.

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)
why? Cyclists are fucking parasites, they take up all of the road, slow the traffic, act like twats and expect to do it all for free

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)
do you think 'car tax' pays for roads or sutin?
Because Vehicle Excise Duty goes straight in to the main tax pot. It doesn't pay for roads any more than income tax, IHT or CGT do.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)
nah, but they are all over the news crying and asking for more cycle lanes and special junctions etc
if they want it so fucking much stump up some cash
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:36, Reply)
they are stumping up cash in the same way cash is stumped up for new roads.
You really are a tit, do you not understand how taxation and infrastructure spending work?

You probably don't.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:38, Reply)
yeah but they are a) asking for extra shit b) are in the minority

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:40, Reply)
c) they're also cunts

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:40, Reply)
minority has nothing to do with it

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)
of course it does
there are £x to spend, should they be spent on a minority of people and their interests or used for the greater good of more people?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:52, Reply)
Right, Im off too.
Have a good 'un if Im not back on til Moan day
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Opera and a tiny fake ice cream cone!

(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:29, Reply)

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