Hey GUYS! GUYS!
You can stop taking the piss out of me for having a book thrown at me now! She's only gone a 1up'd! Achievement unlocked "Thrown glass of Morgans and coke at husband!"
took me at least 5 minutes to sweep up all the glass!
( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:10, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh dear.
Mensies by any chance?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Fucking hell.
How are you not still married?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I am still married
YOU MAKE NO SENSE B3TH!
( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I make perfect sense.
I was expressing ironic surprise at the fact that battered is once again single, seeing as his caring and sensitive attitude to women makes him a definite keeper.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Not my fault that your species goes mental every month. Why should I have sympathy when I end up on the receiving end of the mentalness?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)

It's actually frightening what our hormones can do to us.
Remember those times as a teenager when you were visited by the unwanted and seemingly permanent erection at completely random times? It's weird having absolutely no control over your own body.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Shit
I'm still a teenager
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)

lol

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)

In one!
How come some people get the lasses who call it "Blowjob week" and I get the "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, TALK TO ME, OR COME NEAR ME!" type
( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Awwww man I used to date this chick who used to genuinely say "If on my period but I'll give you a nice blowjob it you like"
Trouble is she was mental for the other three weeks of the month.
( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:34, Reply)

bitchez be trippin'

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Meet you behind the bins in 5 ok?

( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)

oh man
I was there this morning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I figured you're pretty much there all day
I just wanted to book my slot
( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:43, Reply)

much there all day I just wanted to book my slot ahhh thanks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:44, Reply)

At least the collars match the cuffs I guess
Undeniable proof of your Ranga status.
( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)

it needs colouring again, thank you for reminding me
soon I shall be a glossy plum.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Whatever ginger pubes.

( Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

:(((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I had 8 stitches in my elbow after blocking a vodka and coke chucked at me many years ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

christ what a waste of alcohol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Mine just says "sorry, it's a PG week"
and then buys me alcohol and cooks a roast.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I'm usually only proper mental on one day
and I try to warn him in advance. I think he can usually tell though, what with the crying and the curling up in a ball with painkillers and chocolate.

He's very good at fetching me cups of tea, and lets me put off the housework till the next day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I consider it a bit of a relief.
It's nice to have a rest from trying to keep up with her and thankfully she doesn't act like a spastic when she's ragging.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Well, she's young.
Just wait till the middle age hormones kick in.

Actually, what am I saying? She'll be long gone by then, amirite?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Probably.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)