Nobody has answered my altalt.
I want this to descend into jealousy, bitterness and betrayal from someone other than Swipe and whichever potential suitor she is having a go at today.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:20, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

apart from Sporters

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I always read the question

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I'd pick any of the tall ones to see what it's like to pretend to be superior but actually look like a ridiculous streak of piss on stilts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Homunculus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Fiveheaded ogre

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I can't believe people measure superiority on height?
Unless you're and actual midget.

Anything below 5'8
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I am about 5'8" which I have found to be adequate for my needs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Anybody below six foot ought to be a woman or a child.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:33, Reply)

It is probably good being tall if you 'wear it well', I imagine you don't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I am a fine figure of a man.
Tall, broad, ruggedly handsome. I am hung like a gnat, however. We all have our shortcomings.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Really? For a number of reasons I am not sure this is true, bar the handsome bit of course.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah I'm the same. Maybe 5'9
I have no need to reach the highest fruit on the tree.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I always though you were tall for some reason.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Average innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

No. Perfect. Perfect is the word.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I thought it was Grease?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Bird.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Everybodies heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Don't you know?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:35, Reply)

oh, alright
i'd be vipros and go surfing ALL DAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I'd like to be YOU, GeordieJay.
Just like YOU. Like YOU in EVERY SINGLE WAY.

I love you, GeordieJay.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I wasn't even fishing...
*flutters eyelashes*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Cor!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)

The Cypress Hill/Sonic Youth follow up single....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:27, Reply)