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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm fucked, tangles
Fucked

Were I not such a sleep spacktard, I'd be in bed asleep for at least 3 days
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Maybe you need to drink less?
Or drink more.
I forget which.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I've not had a drink since Friday
Not even any coffee (until now)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I imagine you're probably dehydrated, then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)
No, I drink fuckloads of water

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Me too.
It amazes my colleagues. I can easily get through about seven or eight litres in a day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Then, as your attorney, I advise you have four pints of 'premium' lager for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)

m ve
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:55, Reply)
He was a caring and considerate lover
By which I mean I spunked in 20 seconds and fell asleep farting merry tunes and he didn't complain
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I'll be honest, I didn't even notice

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
all men fart in their sleep

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I'll let you into a little secret:
Most women do, too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00, Reply)
NEVER

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2148737
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:04, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)
TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:03, Reply)
like you'd know, flopcock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I happen to have first hand experienced of this most disgusting female habit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)
your mum queefing doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:11, Reply)
No, I am talking about women doing farts in their sleep and denying it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
oh, so now it's plural?
stud
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:20, Reply)
UNFORTUNATELY I AM REFERRING TO PLURAL NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS RATHER THAN PLURAL WIMMINFOLK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:21, Reply)
then why did you say "women"?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Because 'women' deny it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Fanny farts are very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)
this^
Mainly from their embarrassment
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:16, Reply)

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